That makes me hit the desk

JERMA IS SO FUNNY

me: where can i get really powerful weapons?
gamefaqs Shin Megami Tensei IV guide:

[chapter 5]
“You will come very often?” she asked.
“Very often,” I said.
“Every day?”
“Every day.”
“Oh,” she sighed, “I am very happy—come and see my hawks.”

might fuck around and read the rest of the king in yellow

today’s kind of a write off

7 hours of engineer time to find a race condition… desperately need better workflows…

this post was made for me

true true

I don’t think that’s true

externally, I am in front of my laptop.
internally, someone is blasting “Lasciatemi cantare!! Con la chitarra in mano!!” at 150% volume.

I’ve been hedging since 199X

I see someone share a link titled “Why self-taught engineers often outperform” and I don’t click it because I don’t need a pat on the back.

I do believe it but if a uni taught person does kick my ass I don’t want to have too much staked in it either

Two humorous social media posts about cats believing their owners can control nature, like rain and sunlight. Transcribed Text: Feline_Tales My cats have this meow that means “please come with me to fix this” after which they’ll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or ‘empty’) food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the ‘problem’, they look back at me, clear message. What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my ‘power.’ I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. “Please fix this” they say. “Please get rid of the wet” “Silly kitty,” I say, “I can’t control the rain.” I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain. purrfect_logic I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that. But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he’s fairly certain I’m just not applying myself properly here.

ℹ️ the sun will set for a final time. find a place to rest

me every time someone finds something I'm building before it's really ready yet

TIL about the implicit function theorem

I still find it funny that Violet Evergarden makes you think it’s about soldier PTSD when it’s really about being autistic and melancholic

Star House Earth T: Add K. W, T, Real world: Here you will receive healthcare services tailored to the patient’s needs. B, T, Sacrifice: Players who choose death lose the game and are sacrificed.

Starlit Sanctum #GoogleTranslatesMTG

toothes georg who flooded the market with 1 billion teeth in 2024 is an outlier and should've been regulated by the government

wikipedia screenshot: The reward is affected by inflation. According to data gathered by the American dental insurance company Delta Dental, the average payout per tooth in the United States rose from $1.30 in 1998 to $6.23 in 2023. However, from 2024 to 2025 the amount fell from $5.84 to $5.01. According to Delta Dental, the payout's trends typically mirror macroeconomic conditions and the S&P 500 stock index. An exception was 2024 to 2025 when the S&P 500 rose 26 percent while the tooth's value fell 14 percent.

learning about the tooth fairy

wizard doing a scatter shot is "to castle"

Wikipedia tells me iterative and frequentative constructions are not the same, but I'm not sure -le (on the English side) and -ern (on the German side) are exclusive to one or the other

that was a side-product of me thinking how two translate "plätschern" to English. "platschen" (to splash) is to "plätschern" (??) as "dab" is to "dabble", so… splashle? but it refers to a quieter noise, so maybe probably without the initial 's'… plashle?

the noun for multiple wug is wiggle

every now and then I think about the absurdity of the (emotional) grounding of the term “death”. like, how can you be afraid of something you’ve never experienced

these games used to be portable (swf) and accessible (web)

now they run on unity (good luck getting the dev to click “export for linux”) and have to justify their existence on steam