That makes me hit the desk

Main character energy

huh, you can _almost_ use YouTube on Servo at this point

(videos don't play, which arguably improves the experience, but you can log into a google account, browse the site, the layout is mostly functional, etc. all incredibly impressive achievements)

codeberg seems to just work

r/hammer post "Forcing the pointfile to go through My Labyrinth" with an attached image of a 2d view of a maze

Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion.

A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: “Can we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
“Best I can do is sentient tofu.”

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

I: But Secretary Hegseth, why did the front fall off?
H: Well a squirter hit it.
I: A squirter hit it?
H: A squirter hit the tactical operations center.
I: Is that unusual?
H: Every once in a while you might have one, unfortunately.

I: Well what sort of engineering standards are these operations centers built to?
H: Oh, very fortified, but um these are powerful weapons.
I: So what happened in this case?
H: Well, the front fell off in this case by all means, but it’s very unusual.

H: Well you have air defenses and a lot's coming in and you hit most of it, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that our troops aren’t safe.
I: Were these troops safe?
H: Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.
I: The ones that are safe?

[...]

Interviewer: This operations center that was involved in the incident off the Persian Gulf this week...
Secretary Hegseth: The one the front fell off?
I: Yeah.
H: Yeah, that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
I: Well, how was it un-typical?

disdain for the people

looking at each of my accounts going “even I wouldn’t follow myself” [taking damage] [taking damage] [

Pokémon Prop Hunt…

...It's over.

ah, good to have confirmation. I see the meme as a symptom. it takes a certain cultural climate for this meme to catch on

seems like the mere presence of capitalism can be used to erode any social norm. “if they don’t promote their stuff, they’re gonna starve. you don’t like that? do you hate the poor?”

maybe it’s a sign of my age but I’m really irritated to see a funny post followed up by “please check out my bandcamp/support this cause/etc.”
just feels like something people would’ve been too ashamed to do ten years ago. idk, of course I understand it’s foolish to tell a beggar how to beg

born to ship, forced to test

new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

torture is legal

When i was myself a child I thought that affection adults would display for childrens art, which was clearly inferior, was a mode of piteous condescension toward our lack of fine motor skills.

when putt-putt grows up does someone gradually replace his car parts with larger car parts or does his car grow like an organic being

Tfw you still have some edge cases to fix in your procedural locomotion system #gamedev

my bad for interpreting things in a way that that makes sense

I thought it’s “don’t mind if I accept this offer” or “since you offered I hope you’re prepared for me accepting”

[Empathy: Heroic] Grok is one of the greatest mainstreaming projects, allowing people without reading comprehension to feel that they too belong here 😌

This white girl has no conception of good or evil.

me

“I play chess but without pawns”

okay, why does this require a second camera for face closeups, an ad break, an interview, a “since the beginning of time humanity has been gaming” speech. shouldn’t the variation be motivated first?