Matthew Rife

What time are you waking up to be able to use an owl as an alarm clock?

I don’t know how to feel about everything happening in the Middle East because I’m uninformed about it. Can someone explain it to me like I’m 15?

Hi John. Just curious, are you homosexual?
If not, have you ever considered it? It has some fantastic health benefits!

That’s really funny! Can I borrow a few hundred dollars for the week?

Wow Peter! That’s a severely in appropriate post to make in regards to black people. Very offensive! Do better.

Why won’t my magnets stick to my windows? Are the magnets broken? Do I need to turn them on somehow?
I’m not in my house so I’m not very familiar with what kind of magnets they have but I’m pretty sure these are neodymium. I’m in the town next over to the one I’m staying at.

Does anyone have a used Tesla they would like to sell to me?
I’m only buying it so that I can burn and destroy it on camera. A donated Tesla would be preferred and then maybe we can get a few of them in there. Just comment what you’ve got a the price below please. Thank you!

I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving and all of you got to spend time with loved ones and family. Family is my favorite part about the holidays. I know that not everyone was blessed enough to be able to have that this year, and it breaks my heart. God bless.

Is it just a controller or the whole system? I have a PS5 and hardly play it. What are the advantages to having this specific controller?

I respectfully disagree. Only because I believe the algorithm that predicts what you interact with inherently creates an echo chamber.

How can I get some bots to follow me and inflate my follower count?

How long do you think you have before getting banned? I’m going to guess a month.

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair wearing sunglasses and making a funny face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair wearing sunglasses and making a funny face .

I love me some Joe Biden! Who’s with me?!

I’ve come to bring you health!