Nez Jones

No point playing commander with strangers.. I get it.. don't bother inviting me if I'm going to get wiped out.

Craving Peanut butter cups that's not Reese's

Sasha

If nothing's fun then there's opportunity to find fun elsewhere.

Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve

Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.

I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.

making Man children crash out for hitting too hard.

What's worse than losing in a children's card game? When the adults act like they're still in high school in a gaming group.

Cloud's big bonk is worth the buy ..Yuffie pulled the play of the game this night

Welp, time to Objectify this Cloud precon and turn it into a deck worthy to goon on.

Six man commander pods is like that one fight scene in oldboy.

Remember, FF characters in mtg can and will die to removal or other state based effects

There's elfball .then there's Unlimited Elf Works

Played long enough to smell whose from what venue they come from...

If you find yourself in a pod of Eldrazi players..just watch the fireworks

Well.. it didn't last long for me to hate this game again.

A win that leaves opponents marinated.

Two infinite combos not enough...the whole deck needs more

Finally, an actual game of Commander

Support your local brick and mortar...unless you like 100 sweaty strangers clogging your bathroom on the weekends for a pre release.

Squirrels only mimic a fraction of what elves can do.

Whatever happens, the hardware store will always have something you can use..

Kill things.. Only to get blindsided by mothman..a fitting end.

It's bishonen windy weather..the kind boys kisses boys under the Sakura trees..the kind of wind that blows you over the freeway bridge and causes a three vehicle collision.

Never play a game you don't vibe with. Why put yourself in a position to feel literally beaten at the end of the night

Looking for a wholesome pekomama pic for a proxy is like journeying into the chaos domain of Slaanesh for Vanilla porn...it's there, but you have to fight through the Degenerate s

I view group hug decks like a Yandere gf. If you're not careful they will be at your door unscrewing the hinges.

My table is literally cluttered with broken precons ready to refit into a deck....I hate this.

There are temptations to turn a casual deck into a competitive deck...I just can't do that so I can impress a tryhard..let the big fish suffocate in their small tank.

After three losses,I figured a long walk home was better than suffering through another set of losses.