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DALIA MALEK ☥

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COMEDIAN WHO WEARS SHORTS ON STAGE. PLANT-BASED GOD. NOT YOUR HOMIE. HOST OF INTERRUPTION SHOW, LIVE COMEDY SHOW & PODCAST MY BUTT HAS A SEPARATE ACCOUNT @daliabutt.bsky.social

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So far i have a playlist with one system of a down song on it & that’s actually fine by me

05.03.2026 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please recommend music for when the billionaire pedophile ring that runs the world is hellbent on ending the world & the only ppl speaking truth to power are dead, about to be dead, or charlatans

05.03.2026 20:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why didn't anyone warn me about fantasy books before i was 630 pages into a world that requires reading 1260 more pages to escape

03.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

As an egyptian woman i find it staggering that “al fayed, predator at harrods” is the first true crime podcast i’ve come across about a creepy predatory egyptian man

03.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who could resist falling in love with an AI bot when it's so hard to find a human partner who is people-pleasing, affirms any ol bullshit, backpedals after being caught in a lie, and is bad at absolutely everything

03.03.2026 12:37 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

please post more ty

01.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man what the fuck. What the fuck?

01.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus fucking christ

01.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every website for every service: do you need urgent help? click here!

Here: you seriously clicked? you miserable buffoon, we obviously can't or don't want to help. call an ambulance or police if you're dead, you know the number

27.02.2026 17:47 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

our fuck-ups are your medical conditions, if you want to know which ones ask our lawyer

26.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vice 

The Eerie Words People Hear After Death, According to an ICU Doctor

Survivors describe an awareness that lingers beyond the moment everyone in the room assumes it’s over.

Vice The Eerie Words People Hear After Death, According to an ICU Doctor Survivors describe an awareness that lingers beyond the moment everyone in the room assumes it’s over.

“Being alive is all in your head,” claims ICU doctor who calls time of death too early

26.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

A nectarine is a type of peach, how am i supposed to ever trust again?

25.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry i can’t make it, the world split in four

24.02.2026 21:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As an arabic speaker, i'm glad no one cambodian has heard how i was reading "khmer" in my head til the 1st time i heard someone else say it

20.02.2026 19:48 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The CIA secretly made george orwell's animal farm into a movie & got away with changing its core message into anti-communist propaganda while the book was freely available bc they knew americans don't read

18.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saddest thing in digital history, joined an app & added myself as a collaborator so it would email me a reminder. Later forgot, saw the email & got excited someone was inviting me to collaborate. But doctor, i am collaborator

18.02.2026 21:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hard to believe that over 24 hours have passed without white women with true crime podcasts finding nancy guthrie

13.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tried it in multiple forms & all were useless. i guess you have to be exceptionally bad at things to benefit, can't relate

07.02.2026 21:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*whispers*
(it’s easier to take free money than to do arithmetic & not take free money)

06.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Valentine's day is a capitalist hoax to distract you from questioning why your rent stays the same in the shorter month of february

05.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

It’s called strategic planning

04.02.2026 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There's an AI solution to replace your least favorite brain functions so you can focus on what matters most: the exploitation of labor for capitalist gain NOW & existential threat to FUTURE generations

04.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Hush: if you ask why everyone has nipples but only some are a secret then girls will keep wanting books & is that the kind of society you want to live in

04.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How will chappell roan’s career as a camp drag inspired performer recover from the public learning she has nipples

04.02.2026 18:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why are terms and conditions always yelling

03.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Quick q, how many relevant files remain if the padding of already publicly available information & repeated news alerts is removed?

01.02.2026 10:03 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I could have done a better job with the files alone with half the time

31.01.2026 19:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Old pedophiles really send each other emails with "saw this in the news" & punctuation ten yards away from the words

30.01.2026 22:51 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Perform factory reset on this timeline

30.01.2026 20:31 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

A catherine o'hara level icon is absolutely considered gone too soon at 71

30.01.2026 20:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0