elon mush

holy shit

*me reaching nirvana after seven trillion reincarnations in samsara*

me: nirvana. like the band

buddha: haha yeah like the band

A person snow blowing their driveway except they have a giant hand for a head. Having a hand for a head has not impaired their vision or prevented them from using a snow blower safely. Hand Person says, "I love my life." The text reads" Think about hands. In 2021, there were 4200 snow blower injuries treated in ERs across the US. Over 40% of injuries were to the wrist, hand, or finger. Turn your snow blower off and use a cleanout tool or a long stick, NOT your hands, to unclog wet snow and debris from the machine.

Think about hands.

A picture of a very old BBC Microcomputer sporting a keyboard with markings in Linear B.

BBC Model Linear B

A comic of a bird singing about somebody eating their babies, and a crow responding that they did and they'd do it again. And below them, it is a man listening to a cd of their conversation entitled "relaxing bird sounds"

When I hear lovely birdsong in the morning, I remember this comic and laugh

VE 상큼규문용 COMING ALL OVER THE ICE

🇺🇸 🏒 🥇

damn she got my ass i accepted the cookies without even thinking

I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on

"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

eat lasers you pickled bitch

Tweet from new England patriots: The haters said I couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters.

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

Blake from the television show workaholics wearing his bear coat

Midsommar(2019)

So an odd thing here is that if you say "an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume" your point is to communicate "it is not really Batman" but the problem is that the real Batman, within the fiction of the comic book "Batman", is also, literally, an unidentified man dressed in a Batman costume

SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have

SCOOBY DOO: rabies

SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant

the regular meghan guarantee

I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

NYT: Federal Agents Kill a 37-Year-Old Minneapolis Man The victim was an American citizen with no criminal record who had a firearms permit, the city police chief said. Videos of the encounter contradict the federal government's description of the shooting, a New York Times analysis found.

years and years of avoiding plain language and the active voice do make the choice to use it more impactful, I suppose

Gödel, Escher, Bachelorette

Thanks for the helpful auto-complete, Gmail.

r/mesopotamia u/mesopotamianpeasantfarmer I. FUCKING. HATE. FARMING. RANT The hunter-gatherers stand around my fields and and shout go wheat boy go 149 views

kush patel

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Ga... • X.com @jondelarroz Now they're making a Masters of the Universe and giving He-man pronouns. These people won't stop until they ruin everything.

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns