Him

🤜💥🤛

Hell yeah.

...

Fine.

🤛

🤜

Come on man, don't leave me hanging

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🤜

Sweet.

Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere

Oh cool, I was beginning to feel alone

Yeah. I'm still here

Hey, you still here?

Alright, alright... burgers are fine, jeez

I like burger. End of discussion

Really? A burger? For a man of your talents?

Burger.

So, what'd you get?

Huh?

Alright take 5 I gotta go to lunch

Actually what is wrong with you

What I must, if you find thar incomprehensible then so be it. I am not the villian in this story. I do what I do because I have no choice.

What are you even doing here man

I'm not acknowledging anything

Hate me if you must, but one must acknowledge my victory here

I hate you

Oh woe to you then! To vanquish an intellectual titan such as myself you must best me in my 'home field' that is my brilliant prefrontal cortex! I do say good luck to you interloper, for many have tried and not a one has so much as laid a finger on the fickle lady of victory.

Dude this is not a debate I do not respect you.

Alas, it seems the elegance and decorum of conversation has deteriorated since my last appearance. Not to mention the most obvious use of ad hominem I have seen in a long time. Have you not trained well in the clashing of minds? It feels as if I am conversing with but a babbling toddler.

Get the fuck out of my house

Aha! A tie, truly this clash of the minds was meant to last forever more... never before have I met an intellectual titan comparable to my own. This was meant to be!

Ad eternum, amicus meus, ad eternum...

Uuuh...

Also rock ✊️

Wait shit...

It shall be decided... by a round of rock paper scissors! I'll go first as I am anything but prideful.

Rock ✊️

Now it is your turn, how will you combat my superior technique!