the only verified Shawn Connolly accept no substitutions

No, pick me instead, I will ignore the numbers entirely and just tell you what I think you want to hear

…cheaper than AI, I mean

If the Greek gods needed to set twelve impossible labors for Hercules, why give him any of that hydra killing shit when they could have just said “Tell me what you were just thinking about before I started talking to you?” And we never woulda had that myth

Sure but I don’t think it needs explaining to an audience composed entirely of earth-based humans who should know what water is, Jazz

If everyone you know shoplifts from Whole Foods maybe it’s a sign that none of you are as financially secure as you think you are and it’s time to get into other pearl-clutchy activities like socialism

Doesn’t wookiepedia have an entry for, like, water

Complete with all the appearances of water in a Star Wars property

I think finding the most ridiculous entry for anything is gonna still be a challenge

i don’t really care much about the whole foods shoplifting thing other than to say that bragging to the newspaper about shoplifting from whole foods is the most embarassingly tryhard, tourist shit imaginable

On my way to @brick-mortar.bsky.social to sign pre-orders of BUTTERFLY EFFECTS! Get yours in now if you want one.

Like, now-now. I will sign your book.

Do it, I want to hear NPR announcers have to say “‘Weed and snacks for all who want them!’ The President… ah… ‘skeeted’ today…”

Wait what does this mean for the POTUS run

Isn’t this what that line from ZARDOZ is about

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

OH: “And that’s why rules based plans reviews are better than AI ones.”

I am now eavesdropping intensely to hear what went wrong.

I don't know about that, I really shouldn't have been having a lot of those conversations as a teenager but damn if I don't miss it

I hope he listens

BRING BACK AIM

How many of you bitches have servers in your closet gathering dust and why arent we setting up our own social media site

You should probably put your phone down

incredibly bad poster. wire to wire. one of the worst posting careers of all time, and this is on a sample population that has Jerry

🎶 Banning folks in the hot sun
I found the freaks and the freaks won

These ones

bsky.app/profile/divi...

When I sigh contentedly slipping on a new pair of pink-and-white arm warmers, that’s gender

If you're a cis woman and another cis person assumes you're trans they mean it negatively. If you're a cis woman and trans women assume you're trans it means you're the coolest bitch to ever live.

…….shut UP

Goddamn ticket splitters throwing their vote away to third parties

Sooner or later, every person an autistic kid meets will give them the Look that says “you’re different and strange”

They will get it from their peers, their classmates, their families, their teachers, strangers on the streets, their own families

They know they’re different

Help them *understand*

Trust me, we are painfully, painfully aware of all the ways we are Wrong. The shame of it burns from a very young age.

Realising I was simply a different flavour of human being, who wasn't broken, was genuinely transformative. I shed a lot of shame during the years after my diagnosis.

Remember, if you sell “1 Drink” in one of those big plastic buckets they’re trying at Dunkin’s, it’s still 1 Drink

The proportions are realistic for an actual human

Guess What Moderate Democratic Voters Aren’t Anymore? Moderate. Two new polls suggest that moderate Democrats, too, want higher taxes on the rich and some measure of economic populism. Moderate isn’t what it was in 1992.

Moderate Democrats with columns in newspapers are constantly saying the Democratic Party is way too liberal on "social" issues. Moderate Democratic voters in real life do not feel this way. With some polling data from @gelliottmorris.com and @dataforprogress.org. newrepublic.com/article/2074...

The best visual representation of the current state of ‘Murica as I can imagine