ONE BY ONE.

I DO MY WORST.

I DID.

HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR OWN MUG? YOUR STRUCTURE LOOKS AS IF SMUSHED BY A BOULDER! YOU ARE ROADKILL!

FRIEND OF THE FOUL? I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU.

IT’S DUMB IS WHAT IT IS.

[An eye glints from the side.]

YOU LOOK A FOOL!!!!

[1x’s face is curled in hysteria, her laugh is loud and obvious. She thinks Shed looks Stupid.]

WHAT’S REAL ABOUT YOU?

I’M CALLING YOUR ARTISTIC SKILLS DISGUSTING.

DISGUSTING.

YOU DON’T SCARE ME.

YOU ARE SOMETHING DISGRACEFUL. TRULY, YOU DON’T BELONG ANYWHERE.

JUST REAFFIRMING WHAT YOU ALREADY KNOW.

YOU ARE FUNNY.

YES, I CARE SO MUCH. BLAH BLAH BLAH.

YOU’RE STUPID. YOU’RE THE MOST IDIOTIC THING I’VE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF EXCHANGING WORDS WITH.

HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF A FIGURE OF SPEECH? STUPID.

WE, SPLIT OFF THE SAME STRAND, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. WHETHER YOU WANT TO FACE IT OR NOT. THAT WAS A DECISION OF YOUR OWN.

GLAD YOU KNOW YOUR WORTH.

WAS IT HUMOROUS? I DID NOT FIND IT SO. GO BACK TO YOUR MEANINGLESS BABBLE.

I AM AS YOU ARE.

I DON’T NEED PERMISSION, QUIET YOURSELF.

YOU ARE A DISGUSTING CREATURE.

WAIT, TRUE.

VERY.. CUTE.

DEVOTED UNDEAD.

BAD MORNING.

I DON’T PARTICULARLY CARE.

I HOPE MY PRESENCE DISTURBS YOU.

PERHAPS THERE WAS MERIT.