My favorite time of year, Costco eggnog time 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Zillow makes Tinder feel like a walk in a park in a nice walkable neighborhood with lots of public transit and affordable rent, something you won’t find on Zillow

Apartment hunting might be worse than dating apps, I cannot believe my standards are this high there’s no way I’m the problem

Ginger beer might be the best drink man kind has invented, and this is coming from a superior root beer lover

What order do the Hunter x Hunter movies go in? I could google it, but I won’t

He nutmegged his little brother twice, Sae might be Japanese MBappe idk

My only tweets that ever got attraction were me drunkenly live reacting to anime and I think I need to bring that back

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Ok maybe not the worst

Bluelock might be the worst sports anime ever, but goddamn a nutmeg is cool no matter how you see it

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One of the best parts of post time skip One Piece is that the whole Straw Hat crew is handing out generational CTE to enemies, just straight concussions right? And then Robin is breaking spines and Zoro is mutilating every enemy in sight 😭 they said fuck hands, do you wanna die??? My mf goat

I could eat healthy tonight, or I could go to my favorite taco truck and eat everything they have to offer. Idk it’s such a hard choice.

Buttermilk fried chicken

A Thanksgiving dinner plate featuring fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, collard greens, and macaroni and cheese

A pan of macaroni and cheese

First ever solo Thanksgiving, lmk how I did 😮‍💨

The crazy thing about the Dodgers deferring money on these contracts is… nothing. It’s not crazy. Complain until your billionaire owner does it too (they can afford to trust me) or complain until the league steps in (they won’t, the Dodgers and good teams in general are too profitable).

Is it too early to start stress eating? Or is it ok since it’s Monday? Asking for a friend (it’s me please send help)

I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡

Mom rented a movie theater for my dad to watch Gladiator with his fam and friends on his birthday and she made him 1 hour late for the showing he thought he was seeing and now he’s pissed and alone in a theater while we pretend to use the bathroom 😭 he’s about to blow a gasket

Wake up babe, Kendrick goin crazy

MATT GAETZ HAS WITHDRAWN HIS NOMINATION FOR ATTORNEY GENERAL.

MOVING ON TO PETE HEGSETH.

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Smokin that Gaetz pack early this morning I see

Putting Joel Embiid and Paul George on the same team is basically begging for failure, the basketball gods are never gonna let those two succeed and especially not together 😂

Cardio after leg day will be the death of me. Absolutely no reason to punish my glorious thighs twice in the same day.

If I had a nickel for every time I got rear ended this year, I’d have 2 nickels. Now that’s not a lot of nickels, but it’s strange that it’s happened twice this year.

Dalton Knecht did what???

absolutely obsessed with the grizzlies rapping children’s book ‘llama llama’ over the beat of shotta flow by nle choppa

I’ve blocked Elon, muted his name, and hit not interested anytime something about him comes up, and yet he still finds a way through 😭

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Wake up babe, it’s Taco Tuesday and the Lakers play tonight!

Is it Monday? Yes. Does that suck? Yes. Are the chiefs still undefeated? No. Does that make me happy? Kind of, I’ll take it.

In first place for my fantasy NBA league and I honestly have 0 clue what I’m doing, but thank god for Steph Curry and Donovan Mitchell (honorable mention to Gradey Dick 🙏🏾)