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Thank you.

I’m actively procrastinating cleaning the apartment because the threat of tornadoes is “likely” and maybe the twisters will do it for me.

If I get a tornado tomorrow, which apparently is quite possible, I will probably cry. Or maybe not. I guess it depends on how much damage is done. 🤷‍♂️

Nicely done! Caddyshack FTW.

Eating Dot’s pretzels for dinner and trying not to go nuclear (verbally) on my sister. So far klonopin and pretzels are keeping my sanity going.

I can’t believe it’s March already. For a long period of my life February felt like the longest month. Now the longest month for me is January and February just flies by.

Happy Birthday 🎂

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Why not both?!?

Excellent! In Michigan?

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Happy Birthday Cary Jo! I hope you have a great year with a fabulous change of scenery. Looking forward to more details about your journey to Michigan and back. 🥳

Brown mustard and onions.
I’m waiting for the Chicago delegation to weigh in with how they dress their hot dogs. I think it’s going to blow your mind.

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Have you tried PG or Montgomery counties or are you trying for DC only?

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I didn’t think I would do well with this considering my diminished memory when dealing with sports trivia. I’ll take it.

Have a great trip! I hope you find the home of your dreams.

I love that photo of you two that you’ve shared. She is totally smitten and you have this look of “I can’t believe how fucking lucky I am!”

Should the Seattle kicker be the MVP? Or the Seattle defense?

Thank you!

Can anyone tell me who the guy is in the T-Mobile ad with the Backstreet Boys that was crying and they handed him a handkerchief? He is in multiple T-Mobile ads.

Now that the former CEO of tumblr is the CEO of the Washington Post, I have to revise my prediction. The new prediction is on or before July 1, 2029.

In my opinion Saquon Barkley is the original and only Quad God.

So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂

I wonder what the over/under is for the last date of publication for the Washington Post? I think the last date of publication will be on or before July 1, 2031.

I understand there’s an app called Kalshi that will let me put my money where my mouth is.

I just got off the phone with Elizabeth's dad...she and her mom were freed tonight! Updated story: sahanjournal.com/education/co...

Shitz uber alle.

My German language skills are poor but I’m trying to say “shits on everything.”

And I just remembered if you have to explain it, it’s probably not funny.

This makes me wonder if he and his wife were ever arraigned or were they Git-mowed down to Cuba. I don’t remember seeing a court date. I limit my news intake for mental health reasons.

I think you just started a new thing. FTW will no longer mean For The Win but will now mean For The Whimsy!

You trailblazer you.