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It doesn’t seem like there is any difference. You may have to kick at random.

I think they are made with Ray Ban frames. Like Wayfarers.

Welp. Apparently the Rapture was rescheduled for today because God (who apparently knows everything) didn’t know we had switched to the Julian calendar. Since it didn’t happen today I wonder if it’s scheduled for Orthodox October 6th.

As if that’s a bad thing. Must be someone who doesn’t regularly experience severe weather.

I’ve still got cicadas with their mating calls. They better get on the stick before it’s too late.

At first I thought, “It took him 6+ hours to drive 150 miles?” Then read you were on a train. Then I applied an ice pack to my forehead.

Salt and Vinegar for the win!

Big fan of ZZ Top and/or O Brother Where Art Thou.

More gunfire?

Ben McDonald color commentating the Cubs game a.) kinda sounds like the late Tony Gwynn Jr. and b.) needs to talk less and less Jess Mendoza talk more.
#GoCubs
*not a Cubs fan but as a Dodgers fan I have an extreme dislike for the Padres.

I can do without the in-game interviews with managers (coaches) and players. They never say anything worthwhile and they just distract from the game.

To ensure the American Nazis have a place to go when the reckoning comes.

So many stupid people. So early in the morning.

At this point I wouldn’t mind getting raptured to the downstairs place.

Unless he’s seriously injured, I see no reason why he pulled Horton after 3 innings.

Just got an email from Hulu informing me of a price increase. Talk about not being able to read the room; Kimmel is coming back tonight.

First executive cowardliness. Now executive stupidity.

A price increase won’t affect me as my subscription is cancelling at the end of the month. #hulu

Seen on a sign in front of a Methodist church somewhere.

Stop walking around with a mouthful of scriptures and a heart full of hate.

That sums up most so called christians and other assorted heretics.

Screen shot showing the likelihood of severe weather in my area.

I might get raptured today after all.

That’s 3 out of 5 for those of you not familiar with tornadoes or severe weather.

Tornado watch in September! Woot! 🤨

Bravo!

Just remember the first time he ever spoke to the assembly and literally the audience laughed out loud at him. Good times.

Well, damn. I’m still here. Is there a specific time for the rapture? Do I need to be in a specific place? Or…?

Uh oh. Guess I didn’t make the cut.

Oh, well. I’m sure they’ll be another rapture soon.

Not going back. The damage is done.
#Hulu
#Disney

Stoned

Wow. Farm Aid is still around and there’s people predicting another rapture. My timeline has jumped back to 1988.

When I first saw that score I thought for sure it was a typo.

If you’re 45 minutes west of Rockford, won’t it take a while before people move out there to commute to Chicago? Or is that the heart of your question? Can you maintain mineral rights to your property yet still sell the land?

Dammit ESPN app! Stop automatically opening websites for ads I didn’t tap.

Worth your time to watch.

Also, there is a merger pending Federal approval between Nexstar and Tegna. Tegna also owns a lot of stations around the country. We seem to be headed to all local tv stations owned by one company.

Sorry, but I’m a Leftist.