Michael

Just when I thought this app was free of bots… 😔

14.01.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I had polio when i was 9. I was taken from my parents & placed in a Hospital for contageous diseases- the polio ward. I would see them once a week - thru the glass window at the end of my ward. I could not walk. It was terrifying. Kids died. Iron lungs were awful. Dont let RFK Jr ban the vaccine

14.12.2024 02:45 — 👍 43405    🔁 12270    💬 925    📌 483

$410,000? 😂

27.11.2024 11:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Image of two testicles smiling. One testicle hangs a little lower than the other so they don’t touch each other because that’s gay.

So gay.

24.11.2024 02:36 — 👍 20921    🔁 1248    💬 907    📌 130

Did you know that by substituting your morning coffee with green tea, you can eliminate up to 93% of what little joy you have left?

21.11.2024 09:17 — 👍 57854    🔁 6450    💬 2247    📌 720

This is sad... the grass is practically dead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7csK...

22.11.2024 07:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me when I come on to Bluesky…

20.11.2024 06:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a woman in a gray dress holding a cat and saying we must be over the rainbow ALT: a woman in a gray dress holding a cat and saying we must be over the rainbow

17.11.2024 03:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

About time!

17.11.2024 03:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want to live longer than twitter.

15.11.2024 17:11 — 👍 7538    🔁 341    💬 165    📌 24

Now that we’re here, and the angry people are on X and the dancing people are on insta, and we’re all finding a place; wouldn’t it be nice if there was a peaceful garden somewhere, just for the sexy lady bot accounts, where they could finally rest.

15.11.2024 18:04 — 👍 12213    🔁 759    💬 439    📌 48