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"my turn! my turn!" ahh cat

Eu queria blucetar algo, mas não eu não sei o que blucetar, então eu estou blucendo algo que não tem nenhum assunto e que não tem relevância alguma, e é por isso que estou blucetando, obrigado por ler essa blucetagem

hello bluesky friends i studied for 5h today

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Bank account: *has money in it*

Me: “Cool I can buy this thing!!”

Bank account: *now has less money in it*

Me: “What the fuck where did my money go how did this happen?”

a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera . ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .

que semana cansativa (terça feira)

two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera ALT: two cats are sitting next to each other in a bedroom looking at the camera

um mico: acordar 6h da manhã NO DOMINGO

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“só quero vc”
“faço tudo por vc”
“quero casar contigo”
“te faço o pix”

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“me fala sua chave pix, vou te mandar um mimo”

mood

she’s literally just like me . .
ꕤ * . ﾟ

vontade de abrir a boquinha e tomar um tiro na garganta 🤤😋

que saco qnd a pessoa sabe oq vc gosta, sabe oq te agrada, SABE QUE VC N TA BEM, e msm assim deixa de lado e n faz nd pra ajudar

📚📖

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amanhã é sexta

a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background ALT: a woman in a plaid shirt is riding on the back of a man on a road with palm trees in the background

amanhã é sexta

a computer generated image of the earth exploding in a nuclear explosion . ALT: a computer generated image of the earth exploding in a nuclear explosion .

"ah mas vc é jovem, tem muito o que viver no mundo"

O mundo:

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Na minha vez de ser adulto tudo é mil reais

A meme, two geese on opposite sides of a person on the ground “I'M BEING SILENCED FOR MY OPINIONS” “WHICH ONES” “WHICH ONES MOTHERFUCKER”

I knew this would come in handy again.

como morrer sem se machucar, Google pesquisar

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o mundo se a passagem de ônibus fosse de graça

ganhei um ingresso pro show do Elvis Presley gente q amor, vou ver ao vivo

alguém me esfaqueia na rua

a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator . ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .

mds que semana cansativa (segunda

a close up of a gray and white cat 's face with a blurred background . ALT: a close up of a gray and white cat 's face with a blurred background .

q essa semana traga sei la, dias de glória

a white cat standing on its hind legs with its paws outstretched ALT: a white cat standing on its hind legs with its paws outstretched

H-O-T-T-O-G-O !
you can take me hot to go

Heaven knows I tried