Robyn Pennacchia

Still really fucking not okay about the green ribbon lady.

YouTube video by Phil Dinovo Raul Esparza - Being Alive

It's seriously so good though.

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No, YOU'RE drunk and listening to Raul Esparza's rendition of "Being Alive" on repeat.

YouTube video by Movieclips The Jerk (7/10) Movie CLIP - He Hates These Cans! (1979) HD

Conservatives explaining "why we hate them:"

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This is true.

Honestly the only saving grace is this is the most innovative he's been in a decade.

I think people are a little more mad about his war crimes than his family's crimes against fashion, but I could be wrong.

I might get behind it if it were black or a bright color, but the grey just gives "angry adult in a cartoon."

proper support for my thigh boobs

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Don't threaten me with a good time, targeted ads.

90% of my fucking online life is filling out new passwords and fucking authenticating what the fuck have all you big tech fuckers been doing you've been surveilling my online conduct for thirty years now you know it's fucking me trying to login here

That is disappointing to hear! I've really always been a fan but I honestly think he's just been bored AF for like the past decade.

I will concede that the coat is great, but the one in the middle's face looks like every "I would really prefer to not be here" picture of me from 7th-9th grade.

The jackets are actually cute. The skirts ...

More confusing Marc Jacobs runway looks.

When the models face frontwards, the shame really shines through.

More pointy pants and a purple dress that is insane but maybe cute?

Or your 3D lipstick! (I would actually wear that purple dress though)

More pointy pants!

The pants come in many more colors and pair perfectly with your 3D blush.

Whoever made it was so depressed they dropped a few stitches and didn't bother to correct because how could it possibly be worse?

Weirdly giant grey sweater and skirt.

For the Mrs. Trunchbull in us all.

Freakishly hideous lavender marc jacobs peplum sweater and tan pants with built-in FUPA

Even Marc Jacobs makes ($1850) mistakes.

Let's hope so!

Thank you!

It's like, absurdly comfortable though so I'm sticking with it.

And possibly learning to churn butter along the way.

A blue dress with puffy sleeves that might make me look like a Mennonite.

So here I am thinking I look real cute in this $20 dress from Marshalls - worst case scenario, a little Disney princess/ casual Ren Faire. Then I go out to dinner and I get a "one of us" nod and smile from what I am pretty sure was a full on Mennonite.

LE SIGH.

We did have a married-in aunt bring green bean casserole to a largely Italian Thanksgiving in New England in the 1990s and it's not so much that it didn't go over well as that people had QUESTIONS about this strange and exotic dish.

This is exactly what your entire soul needs right now.

Absolutely the fuck not.

THANK YOU CLAIRE.

Woman found alive in coffin after being brought in for cremation A woman in Thailand shocked temple staff when she started moving in her coffin after being brought in for cremation.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I'm sorry, I'm in a bar so I can't scream, so I'm posting it here.