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Men - a litmus test:
When you cheer for male celebrities and boo Taylor Swift, you’re wearing your insecurity, jealousy and misogyny on your sleeve. The “loneliness and divorce epidemic” is self-induced.

As seen on a weekend hike a few weeks ago. This very much resembles the answer I get when I dare to ask the universe for a clear sign of the right path to follow.

I broke up with DoorDash. I made toast in the toaster oven. I made up with DoorDash.

He’s not rotund, he’s wooly. Much like myself.

I, um…don’t like anything I see outside either, AJ. I get it.

I got out of bed at 1:30 and drove five minutes to exhaust myself on a ten minute walk where I took a picture of this fountain and then came back home and got back into bed and congratulated myself for “getting out and doing something”
The bar is LOW

Is she trying to convince us or herself that she is the victim of her own bigotry? Why should we care about her tears? Am I supposed to feel sad for her, because the most I can muster is an eye roll.

Fuck the catholic church back to depths of hell where it came from

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Uncannily accurate artistic representation of my brain at any given moment

Are these reporters dumb?

NTSB: we are not going to speculate about what happened. We are going to review the facts and will have a preliminary report in 30 days

Every reporter in the room: ok, but what do you think happened

NTSB: 😑

100% went as expected

At the beginning of December I was one month away from moving to Europe. Yesterday I underwent breast cancer surgery. Life changes in an instant. I leave for Europe in 2 weeks. Life is still an adventure.

Very dapper

Never going back. The obsequious pandering was the end for me

Nutmeg was just Nutmegging. If she doesn’t push glass off shelves, is she even really a cat? Let your child be who she is! #TeamNutmeg

Meta and TT deleted over the weekend. Never going back

They are indeed lovely mushrooms

No. They don’t care enough about women to care about that.

Please share results - I’ve tried and they end up being a mix of very chewy rocks!

TikTok sucked so hard they should win an AVN award.

We are where we are because the dems couldn’t fathom a world where an old white dude wasn’t in charge, and then threw Kamala under the bus when it was clear they were going to lose. He’s better than what we’ve got today, but he wasn’t good.

We cannot hide behind, “this isn’t who we are,” anymore. Fascism has been practiced in the US since 1776 with thinly veiled denial. Today it becomes overtly and proudly owned and codified.

He was the pity save by the overworked shelter her got called to come get him before they drown him because they couldn’t sell him

Who got the job because his dad begged his friend to give him a break. Everyone on set hates to see him coming, pats him on the head and tells him he did great, and then gets someone better qualified to do the job.

Descent into hell almost complete. My water kettle died and I had to ‘boil’ water in the microwave for my tea today. I’m so ashamed. 🫣

And we’re the kids screaming and telling every adult we know, and they keep telling us that we’re imagining it and overreacting.

Lolol no

And TT had made it seemingly impossible to delete the account - I went through all the retention screens to yes, dammit, delete. Close app. Reopen app, and I still have the option to log out or reactivate.

In Bez*s case, it’s because he can’t buy himself taller, too

I hope you stay here. The obsequious pandering has turned me right off TT and I’m not going back. TT account being sent to oblivion, the same way as my meta accounts.