Josh Noir

almost every suggestion is something that was in the dem platform already

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

Zohran kneeling, smiling and giving the thumbs up, next to a chalking on the sidewalk that says "Have You Voted Today" and "Make History, Vote Zohran, Nov. 4, 6am to 9pm"

Well have you?

If not, here's where: zohranfornyc.com/vote

#46 in United States v. James (E.D. Va., 2:25-cr-00122) – CourtListener.com NOTICE Of Reasons for Not Providing Pre-Vindictive/Selective Prosecution Motion Related Discovery by USA as to Letitia A. James (Keller, Roger) (Entered: 11/04/2025)

JUST IN: Unusual filing in Tish James case. DOJ says it isn't complying with judge's order to turn over discovery on selective prosecution issue. Usual procedure would be move to reconsider the order but prosecutors file 'notice' telling judge no. Doc: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Conservatives 2016-2024: dumb libs think words are violence

Conservatives in 2025: mean words are literally violence bsky.app/profile/robe...

Every time she comes up, I remind you all that Pamela Paul killed a pro trans paragraph in a review I wrote for the New York Times, lied about it in the press, then when I confronted her with receipts, said “Let’s keep this to ourselves.”

Is he, you know....💁‍♂️

Guess it’s true what they say:

You either die a war criminal or you live long enough to get a heart transplant, disapprove of the current regime publicly only after it attacks your daughter despite having supported it in 2016, then die a war criminal 13 years later.

“Fuck man, we’re about to win. There must be something we can do to stop this.”

That’s fine. I like her music too. Nothing wrong with any music preferences in my book.

Cheney dead

Trump Told CBS What to Cut From 60 Minutes Interview—And They Listened Donald Trump apparently feels he can now dictate CBS News’s content.

Trump Told CBS What to Cut From 60 Minutes Interview—And They Listened newrepublic.com/post/202618/...

Let’s help Phenomaman get out of that tight superhero outfit!

#dispatch #bara

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

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H-hey! 5 vs 1 isn’t gonna be fair 🥴
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Amazing commission from @gabbagebin.bsky.social

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are staring up at an unseen moth sitting on their ceiling. Green: Hey ceiling moth, are you going to start paying rent? Blue raises an eyebrow in doubt as the ceiling moth speaks. Ceiling moth: I already gave you my firstborn. Blue: What's that supposed to mean? Blue and Green look at each other in concern as the moth replies cheerily. Ceiling moth: Check your pantry. Opening the pantry door, Blue and Green draw back in shock and disgust as they are partially obscured by an overwhelming cloud of flour moths that pours out.

A huge roo anthro, like 600 pounds, 7’+ of a roo who’s never stopped growing. He just stands there, chompin’ on a lollipop, stretching out his sheer tank top and bulging out of his semi-sheer briefs. Gosh.

Big roo

😏

Is there ever going to be an interviewer who pushes back and tells him that immigrants seeking asylum is different than insane asylums?

they all write/talk like this now and it feels like a new genre: hate smut; manic, agitated vitriol that reads like it was written while feverishly masturbating to revenge fantasies

I mostly eye roll when I see so much synergized paradigm shifting corp speak for 'general wellness'. Doubly so when someone seems to be so defensive they're searching out every mention of their product and wading into month old threads.

Why do you ask, Philip?

www.latimes.com/california/s...

2 panels: Kelion, the goat, is sitting behind the wheel of a car while Alister, the shark, teaches him to drive. 1st panel: Alister: Okay Kelion, the main rules for driving are... 2nd Panel: Alister: 1) you make even the slighest scratch on my car and I swear I'll chew your bones luke they're crackers. 2: Always wear your seatbelt Kelion gets a bit scared.

The truth is I'm taking driving lessons and I'm learning the basics :)

Two fit anthro tiger men are sweaty after a run, Nash and Tigo. Nash has pushed the other's arm up to take a whiff of his armpit, to the chagrin of Tigo.

Nash and @alusiren.bsky.social's Tigo cooling off after a run. Just two dudes hanging out!

‘Progressive’ Tech Group Asks Trump to Block AI Copyright Cases - The American Prospect The Chamber of Progress’s campaign to promote fair use, which they have created a campaign around called “Generate and Create,” comes as at least three of the nonprofit organization’s past or current backers are being sued over copyright claims.

Leaked emails show the “progressive” Chamber for Progress is coordinating with Google to quash copyright suits against tech giants. Its CEO, and several board members, used to work for Google. From @ddayen.bsky.social: trib.al/sDcjwJr

Jeff Bezos collected the Child Tax Credit last year because billionaires claim they don't make money by taking out loans against their wealth instead of actually spending it

He collected the fucking Child Tax Credit

Buy that whole foods sushi with SNAP

More than 100 judges have ruled against the Trump admin’s mandatory detention policy A POLITICO review of the rulings shows judges appointed by every president since Ronald Reagan have rebuked the administration’s new interpretation of immigration law.

NEW: More than 100 federal judges have now rejected the Trump administration’s new policy to lock up nearly everyone facing deportation — including 12 judges appointed by Trump, according to a POLITICO analysis.

Only 2 judges have sided with ICE.

www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

from people magazine Donald Trump Confuses Dementia Screening for 'Very Hard' IQ Test as He Brags About Results The president predicted that Democratic Reps. Jasmine Crockett and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez could not perform as well as he did in a cognitive exam By Greta Bjornson | Updated on October 28, 2025 10:24AM EDT

from people magazine Donald Trump Hosts Great Gatsby-Themed Halloween Party as 42 Million Americans Brace for SNAP Benefits to Expire The president hosted the Roaring '20s bash at Mar-a-Lago on Oct. 31 amid the ongoing government shutdown By Bailey Richards Published on November 1, 2025 06:19PM EDT

someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives

There is no universe in which betting against Korean fried chicken is a good idea.