Mike Muth

It's a quotation. I think she's on Bsky, if you want to tell her this.

I know about how you feel. While I don't love the cats more than my wife, they beat out the rest of the world. Unfortunately my "good" neighbors have killed 4 of them and avian flu got another. I miss them all.

Yeah, I brought home the ashes of one more of my cats yesterday.
The "feral" cats here aren't really feral. I've lost 1/3 of the 18 outside cats here in the last 12 months.

Should have posted this two days ago. sigh...

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.
- Amy Sedaris

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, and that's enough to get elected.

"After her hearing ended, three-year-old Lucy cuddled her teddy bear as she walked back from the lawyer’s table and took a seat.

Moments later, the next child was called up to face the judge..."

coppercourier.com/2025/12/05/c...

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.
- Don Marquis

My friends say I'm getting fatter.
In my defense, I've had a lot on my plate lately.

How could they possibly be Japanese planes?
- Admiral Husband E. Kimmel, December 7, 1941

Sometimes, when I'm dieting, a chocolate bar will jump out of the cupboard, unwrap itself, and jump into my mouth.