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@ieatfortzuh.bsky.social

19 | she/they I aspire to be a jack of most trades, master of some. ΘΔ

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megovlovaniov be like i'm communing it I'm communing it

30.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A small meditating dog statue located on the desk of a hotel room.

A small meditating dog statue located on the desk of a hotel room.

This is ⚠️🚫NOT AI🚫⚠️

09.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the stuff we were told NOT to share online for decades. You're opening yourself up to a potentially catastrophic data leak @safety.bsky.app @support.bsky.team @moderation.bsky.app and users might have the grounds to sue.

30.09.2025 02:06 — 👍 220    🔁 155    💬 8    📌 0

Totally not jealous (and suddenly missing my Z Flip)

25.09.2025 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Stephie, arms crossed, saying The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.

Stephie, arms crossed, saying The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.

The government won't tell you that they are fascists, but they will tell you that anti-fascists are their enemies.

16.09.2025 14:53 — 👍 1727    🔁 690    💬 21    📌 23

Hey there! Are you cisgender, i.e. not transgender?

You are?

Okay, I need you to read this.

No, seriously. Set aside a little time and read this. Please.

16.09.2025 16:53 — 👍 89    🔁 50    💬 0    📌 0

why would you play roblox when you can play video games?

17.09.2025 03:25 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 0
CNN. The initial report, also called a bulletin, typically include all information gathered in an investigation so that agents anywhere will know what is being collected - but the information is not always correct.
The ATF bulletin said that agents found engravings that they interpreted as
"expressing transgender and anti-fascist ideology" on ammunition inside a weapon believed to have been used in the murder of Kirk.
Two law enforcement sources told CNN that agents quickly ran an initial search on one of the markings, including a series of arrows, which analysts initially interpreted to be a connection to the transgender community.
That information remains unverified and is still being investigated.

CNN. The initial report, also called a bulletin, typically include all information gathered in an investigation so that agents anywhere will know what is being collected - but the information is not always correct. The ATF bulletin said that agents found engravings that they interpreted as "expressing transgender and anti-fascist ideology" on ammunition inside a weapon believed to have been used in the murder of Kirk. Two law enforcement sources told CNN that agents quickly ran an initial search on one of the markings, including a series of arrows, which analysts initially interpreted to be a connection to the transgender community. That information remains unverified and is still being investigated.

The markings that supposedly expressed “transgender ideology” were………..a series of arrows.

12.09.2025 00:48 — 👍 6206    🔁 1682    💬 525    📌 645

on another note if law enforcement somehow associates charlie kirk's death with transgender people, sega is going to sue them for using navigation arrows

12.09.2025 05:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the mpreg situation is crazy, god's gonna sue nintendo for trying to patent summoning but then target is gonna sue god for having an idea

12.09.2025 04:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

new beatles compilation ep coming out and they calling it "hongles"

12.09.2025 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In fact, the reason I first got into CDs is because Supertramp's first and last two albums aren't on streaming services.

09.09.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm usually not one to make posts like this, but Supertramp is one of my all time favorite bands, and I always had quite the soft spot for the Rick Davies era Supertramp after Roger Hodgson left.

09.09.2025 05:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Supertramp - Free As A Bird
YouTube video by SupertrampVEVO Supertramp - Free As A Bird

Rest in peace, Rick Davies

Here's a rather fitting song that he wrote, played keyboard on, and sang.
youtu.be/7eXxanfQdD0

09.09.2025 05:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

doctor I trust more than rfkjrIMG_4346.jpeg

07.09.2025 18:19 — 👍 29    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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This also has the implication of meaning that I've been getting hypnotized semi regularly for a little longer than the entirety of this year. heck, that means I was hypnotized a few hours ago. AND THE PERSON THAT CAUSED IT DIDN'T EVEN KNOW (I think)

22.08.2025 06:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank you diggy gorgonzola for teaching me that i can be hypnotized at any given moment with nothing but a glorified retractable pen but without the pen

22.08.2025 06:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"

graphic of a gold star written "has never even opened ChatGPT"

21.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 24955    🔁 9390    💬 200    📌 378

despite all my rage i still try listening to electronic music (it drives me crazy every time)

16.08.2025 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You never know how many people watch Louis Rossmann until they all set their profile picture to Clippy

13.08.2025 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I GOT MY ZUNE WORKING AGAIN!!!!! Only took 2.5 years

13.08.2025 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh my god look it's liquid glass

20.07.2025 00:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pronoun changelog version 3.1:

· Added "puppy"

16.07.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Been havin a lot of fun at AX!!! It was nice to have my first photo with Tenna!! And shout out to @darwinrose.bsky.social!!!

04.07.2025 16:20 — 👍 1620    🔁 138    💬 20    📌 0

Oh god I'm gonna be 12 YouTube years old in a couple days

28.06.2025 18:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

do i buy deltarune, or the maid jax plush...

21.06.2025 01:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Clint standing next to a 6 foot tall metallic rooster in the yard

Clint standing next to a 6 foot tall metallic rooster in the yard

been sick all week but finally feeling a bit more normal

so I bought a 6ft tall metal chicken

20.06.2025 00:48 — 👍 1071    🔁 96    💬 60    📌 6

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