Collie Cariad

#WhatAGameDevLooksLike

I'm a Senior Game Designer with 5+ years experience breaking the overnight build.

I put everything on the update thread and I will NEVER test my perforce commits. That's your job.

So there's a 90s Canadian gameshow called "Uh Oh!" I used to watch where if you get a question wrong a big gimp bruiser called The Punisher locks you in a chamber and drops slime on you while saying a cutting one liner.

Anyway this is what I imagine when I hear the term "third space"

You can't sauté scallops and you expect to make a woman ex nihilo? Give me your jacket.

I do think Gordon Ramsey would misgender me but only if I fucked up.

You worry so much about passing mate you should be more worried about getting your entrès to the pass! You you you and you FUCK off upstairs.

What if they made an ai that was chuuni. I think some of you would change your tune real quick.

You can do anything in blueprints. Dude I fucked your mom in blueprints. Put her shit on Tick until she got all actors of class if you follow me (sex)

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

Maidens 2 maidens 2 maidens 2 maidens 2 maidens 2

Be freaking uhhh sick Friday gdamn

Doctor says, I know just the cure. 6 goblins are in town. Go to the arena, great show. Man starts crying. Says doctor, I am 6 goblins. Snaredrum. Everybody laughs

Woman power

Vintage-inspired illustration of a female deer fursona. She's posed across the page with her right hand on her cheek and left resting on her bent right thigh

some old pin up from the attic

Have just been abused as a 'uni boy' by a load of guards at the Hague for having a suitcase with wheels

This one is crazy I look like the cat chewed me up and spit me off

Heathrow terminal 3 has 4 caviar and champagne bars and 0 greggs

Bro our lietmotifs are clashing in a major key. Kiss me already

"we'll fix this next sprint" tomorrow is an abstract. The horizon does not exist. Time is a flat circle.

being trans in the UK is the constant experience of getting a "Your GP has left you a message" notification and being like oh god oh shit this is it oh fuck they're finally doing it oh fuck and the message is "hi u r late 4 ur pabst smere : )"

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Boyfriend requirements:
- he washes regularly
- he's taller than me
- NO daoists

I imagine having a boyfriend is like having a dog you can make do quests

Damn they ripped it off? Yeouch

Question for men. Do you approve of me

Caught howling in 4k on the dog camera

Many of my favourite women are international

Idk is this anything

British folk punk uhhh Andrew Mountbatten Jihad

Spamton

she's too busy thinking about powerpoints and line graphs