Collie Cariad

The mia bump

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Autumn boots ! Yay!

The ugly worm. Do it. Stomp on her until she's pink slime. Do it

I also had an all female transition team these girls don't fuck around

One must imagine Sartha happy

The next man who gawks at me while I'm waiting for the bus is getting forcefemmed

Guy fucks day? Um no thank you I'm wlw

We all need to get behind the British Zorhan Mamdani... A plucky little underdog named Wes Streeting...

I don't wanna have sex? Are you stupid? I want a woman to make me follow her around a firefight and pick up every single one of her scalding hot shell casings with my bare hands and if I miss a single one she breaks another one of my fingers. Don't be a pervert.

The portrait of Robert Moses in the Smithsonian rn

You could have gotten your refund from the catacombs all this time with one simple trick

Alexander III is a big butch Saxon Hale who hates that his effeminate son loves apple pie and his friends

I've been reading a lot about tsar Nicholas II and it's my verdict so far he's the people's princess

a person is looking through a hole in a wall with flowers on it ALT: a person is looking through a hole in a wall with flowers on it

Sell their keeps to who, Ben? The fucking Saxons?

Been watching peaky blinders while I cook and the show is this over and over for 5 seasons

🦇🦇

I might be a vampire all the time it rules

Till death do us part 🖤

Till death do us part 🖤

Ugh time to be a beautiful woman today (sigh)...yet again

Adapt "How to beat watch for rolling rocks in half an A press" as a surrealist drama

I just remembered theyre making a mario galaxy movie instead of a mario sunshine movie and I'm so mad I can't sleep

Actually I said gorgos

I said gorges

Idk is this anything. There's layers

Goth baddie with a ladder all the way up her tights call that snake eater

I'm not wearing a costume today but I did take advantage of the social convention to dress like a whore