Call me Bill

LAWS

First one out would be Barry, who sits in front of me. Mithers me to fuck with obscure Citeh questions. Like a div, I answer him!

Recurring

Is this one of those kidnap messages?

Eating butties & cake is not professional sport.

a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .

* clears throat *

My mate died last week of asbestosis. Took 'em 3 days to cremate him

Would you like to hear the joke, Philip?

Calm down Skee-Lo

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hand on his face . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hand on his face .

Told an asbestos joke to a woman at work. Didn't know her husband had asbestosis

Well well well....

Why would I want to do that?!

Tbf, at least he loved the club & didn't use it as an accessory

I can neither confirm or deny this. Due to that being a Dutch cone, and we sll know how tall those fuckers are?!

Simpler times

It's a very murky world.

£23 a pint. That's Khan's London!

WAKE UP!

Imagine the embarrassment of your chief of security working for the enemy state for decades. Makes them look shite as well.

Channel 4 app

BBC Sounds - Cover - Available Episodes Listen to the latest episodes of Cover on BBC Sounds.

This is good as well

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...

Might watch it again in a bit.

"STOP. THIEF"

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a wall of television screens with the words friends on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a wall of television screens with the words friends on it

Especially at Forest with Cloughie

Myself & Mrs S, went up the service stairwell , found a quiet spot & got rid of the contraband. It did help with the jet lag, tbh!

I've got a plastic crate full of loads of books by both sides. I need to dig it out from the cellar & see what i've got.

Inadvertently had a 'stash' on me, when we went on our honeymoon to the States. Found it in my washbag when emptying my case in the hotel.
Decided the best way to get rid of the evidence & leave no trace, was to smoke it all!

* Stood in front of the Alan Ladd Memorial Heel Bar *

"Fatha. Can you do Bob's shoes?"