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@soaringsloth.bsky.social

25❄Pizza enthusiast❄Man with a lot of weird skills/hobbies❄Just overall passionate❄Banner by metagr0ss17 on insta

117 Followers  |  102 Following  |  265 Posts  |  Joined: 07.09.2023  |  1.7199

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I’m killing twitch dude

06.10.2025 14:56 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

bro i hope so. im ready to take the sun on like fucking goku after training in the arctic

04.10.2025 03:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Words cant describe how amazing i feel taking a hot shower in my house after having to tolerate a broken water heater for 4 months. Never again dude.

04.10.2025 02:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN REPOST THIS!!!

01.10.2025 16:08 — 👍 10329    🔁 6187    💬 142    📌 703
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Me until 9:06pm

24.09.2025 16:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Didn’t stretch enough before working out and now I’ve got old man disease

24.09.2025 16:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

really feeling the “have nothing to show at 25” today with how some interactions are going :/

16.09.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rotting in bed after 2 clopenings in a row is a feeling

11.09.2025 17:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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lotto is just a bunch of old men saying the same fucking joke while blowing your whole paycheck for a SpongeBob popsicle

“I’d like the winning ticket”

How about i force feed you expired peanut butter and jelly m&m’s

03.09.2025 02:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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30.08.2025 18:03 — 👍 612    🔁 251    💬 9    📌 7

Sleep schedule so fucked we working out before sunrise

27.08.2025 12:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Part of me wants to start collecting physical media again but 1. I got nowhere to put it and 2. All this money is being funneled into places that cant be fixed for awhile. Being financially responsible sucks

17.08.2025 04:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not a big fan of my latest eating/sleeping habits. its been nothing but extremes on both fronts and i got no idea whats up :/

15.08.2025 02:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Felt this one hard

11.08.2025 17:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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the Tager propaganda is complete

09.08.2025 21:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Im on a mission....

08.08.2025 12:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m still wanting to find a new job, I think returning to twitch would be nice, making more slop on youtube would be hilarious, but ultimately we’ll see how the ball rolls. I’m just happy I’m still functioning

03.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I kind of realized there’s at least 2 months of the year where I need to just not worry about anything and focus on getting through the day and July was the epitome of “it’s alright, just hit what you can” and it’s nice to just mentally accept that. I often feel like I exert too much.

03.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think a weird thing I learned about myself is that sometimes I really do need the detox time to recuperate myself back to “the norm” And we’re not talking about a day or 2, I’m talking like several weeks to REALLY rebuild myself

03.08.2025 02:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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He too is in this episode!

01.08.2025 01:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im watching house md for the first time and the first thing i see in the entire show is a guy nutting so hard he fucking dies that's amazing

30.07.2025 23:18 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Here's a visual if you couldnt figure it out

30.07.2025 02:09 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

i feel like a can of campbell soup

30.07.2025 01:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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kid named nice

29.07.2025 04:54 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just ran over a family of 4, called 3 people slurs, burned down an orphanage, obliterated a few puppies, and complained about Minecraft development on twitter.com also known as x.com

but then my wife filed for divorce????

nice guys always finish last...

29.07.2025 04:48 — 👍 10    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0

Ahem

29.07.2025 01:37 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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Im a man of my craft

26.07.2025 13:27 — 👍 20    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0

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