Becky Jones (@beckbjj) — Bluesky Profile

3 weeks ago

Yep, that would be a real shame.

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3 weeks ago

We need to shut down all of the ICE "detention centers" except one. And then we need to put ICE in that one.

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3 weeks ago

a man wearing glasses and a shirt that says 20 on it is holding something in his hands ALT: a man wearing glasses and a shirt that says 20 on it is holding something in his hands

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3 weeks ago

Huh, how about that.
So anyway, I guess we're gonna get some rain up here, how about you?

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3 weeks ago

Mitch McConnell is not looking good (more than usual)

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3 weeks ago

It says it will arrive tomorrow and I'm so excited! I love the preview so I know I'll love it!

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3 weeks ago

Was so excited just now I forgot you're on here & posted at you on twitter. I just got your book on Amazon! I'm not here much & didn't know you had a book! I ordered, looked at the listing again, saw the reference to CU 5 and thought, HEY WAIT A MINUTE! Then checked the author and WOW CONGRATS!!!

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4 months ago

The Cat Operator's Manual - Get the Most from Your New Cuddle Unit A fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with technical information, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet.

Serving sci-fi drag tx from #SpaceStation1 + the cat chronicles of #cuddleUnit6, alongside static bursts of queer technicolor, native module headaches, and the occasional protocol glitch.
My book The Cat Operator’s Manual (cuddleunit5.com), fragments from the AT future & federated feelings.

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3 weeks ago

Opinion | OpenAI Is Making the Mistakes Facebook Made. I Quit.

Regulate AI!

Gift link.

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1 month ago

It is with a broken heart that I tell you Puff has crossed the rainbow bridge🌈today. She was my light. My best friend. My soul. She saved my life. She will always be a part of me. To the best girl in the world, Momma loves you and thanks you for always being there for her. Until we meet again..💗

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1 month ago

Belly warmer 8000

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1 month ago

What is she saying?

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2 months ago

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3 months ago

"So ... I woke up here a while ago (is there water? I am so incredibly thirsty) with such a head. I think I was mugged. Last thing I remember was fluorescent lights and the smell of brown sugar and oak trees. Found me in a bathroom, clinging to life and the floor."

"Mugged. Must be."

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4 months ago

A digital painting meant to evoke vintage oils of a prairie dog, an African elephant, and a grizzly bear gathered around a green felt-covered table playing poker. At left the prairie dog is seated in a red-upholstered armchair and using a thick book for a boost up to table level. He's shuffling his hand while smoking a pipe. Filling up the center of the composition is the elephant looking straight out at the viewer over his comically tiny pince nez glasses as he looks at his cards. At right is the grizzly bear peeking into the frame, somehow wedged into a similar armchair. He appears to be getting off some humorous bon mot and is wearing a little bowler hat and has a lit cigar in one paw. All the animals have mugs of beer at hand and there's a free-standing tray with chips and dip next to the table, which itself is covered with cards and poker chips. At the top of the frame is one hanging green-shaded lamp that seems the be the primary light source. The scales of the animals are all wildly off to make any of this work. This is all contained within a stock photo of an antique wooden frame with a brass nameplate of the companies the three animals are mascots for: Prairie Malt, Melvin Brewing and Roadhouse Brewing.

Something I finished up a couple weeks ago. Based on the original Dogs Playing Poker painting by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge, but instead it's the mascots of Prairie Malt, Melvin Brewing and Roadhouse Brewing.

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8 months ago

A curvy rectangle shape colored in a multi colored gradient and with a similar but contrasting coloring a related wormy pattern throughout. The whole shape has been cut through with thin mono weight lines that cut it into letter shapes sort of in the style of a 60s rock poster. Highlights have been applied to the letter shaped to give them some dimension. They spell out ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

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8 months ago

A cartoon-style digital illustration shows a platypus, wearing a yellow and orange striped shirt, green overalls, thick wire rim glasses, and with the stump of a stogie in his bill. The platypus is flying a disproportionately small and fat old red monowing propeller driven plane. The top of the platypus’ head is a hollow in which is seated some kind of hamster or other small mammal, also wearing a red striped shirt and a propeller beanie. He is working a control stick emerging from the platypus cranium and holding a pair of binoculars. Finally, seated atop the tail of the airplane is a green gecko wearing a blue turtleneck sweater. He’s holding a pole to which is attached a yellow banner on which red lettering reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.

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4 months ago

"WHY ARE YOU WET?"

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4 months ago

Photo of a tabby and white cat that feels like shit. He has an IV catheter placed and is getting good drugs to hopefully save his life.

This Blue. He is my patient project today. His owners gave him alkaline water and put him into acute renal failure. On top of that he has developed pancreatitis. DO NOT GIVE YOUR CATS ALKALINE WATER. IT WILL KILL THEM. #cvtlife #cats

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4 months ago

Floofy grey cat laying on a mat by a door and looking outside.

Here's Frankie!

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4 months ago

Two large black and white cats trying to share one small cat bed.

Hi @mistykitty3.bsky.social @mrsbeans57.bsky.social! I'm still around, just preoccupied and overscheduled. I sometimes do doomscroll twitter and just retweet things since that doesn't take any real time or effort, LOL. Here's a pic of these 2 goobers to tide you over until I get my shit together.😆

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4 months ago

OMG HE IS SO CUTE!!! Thank you!!! ❤️

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4 months ago

Floofy grey cat laying on his side in a sun puddle, amongst a selection of cat toys.

Not a problem! It's Franglaise I'm mad at. :-)
And Frankie thanks you! ♥️

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4 months ago

This is my cat and my post. I don't know who the fuck Franglaise is but I don't appreciate them stealing my posts without giving me credit. (And Stray Liotta is a friend, which is indeed where "hams" came from.🙂)

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4 months ago

Please explain why you are using MY POST (text and photo) without giving me credit. This is my cat and my post. You are a thief.

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5 months ago

A thread of what's happening in Chicago NOW. 🧵

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6 months ago

Trump’s planned Chicago blitz would use naval base to house ICE agents, possibly National Guard Federal agents would operate out of Naval Station Great Lakes near North Chicago through September, according to an email from a Navy captain who said there were "a lot of concerns and questions" abou...

When I reported for duty at Naval Station Great Lakes, I never imagined that some day a US President would seek to use it as a base for surveillance and enforcement activity on American soil. Our military was not set up to cater to the whims of a would-be American dictator.

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6 months ago

Bar chart of mass shootings 2018–2023: cis shooters 2,826 vs. trans shooters 3. Fuck you RFK.

RFK, you fucking clown

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6 months ago

FACT FOCUS: Rural hospitals are expected to lose money from Trump's bill, despite RFK Jr.'s promise There's more to that nearly 900-page bill than Kennedy let on at the White House.

Rural hospitals are preparing to lose billions of dollars from President Donald Trump’s signature tax and spending cut bill signed into law this summer.

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