Just trying to go on a walk and this street sign is mocking me
25.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just trying to go on a walk and this street sign is mocking me
25.02.2026 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Within 10 minutes of me talking about how happy I was that my rent didn’t go up this year, I got the rent raise email 🙃🙃
23.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Happy Valentines Day you’re all my valentine 💌 💘
15.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know I can sing because my cat comes out from hiding everytime I start singing
11.02.2026 21:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Large black bear with emoji hands 👉👈
After i send a problematic DM
23.01.2026 00:00 — 👍 183 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 0crash out thursday
22.01.2026 22:43 — 👍 32 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 1I wonder if my neighbors can heard me listening to my own audio messages over and over again after I send them
23.01.2026 03:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It’s my birthdaaaay 🎂🎉
15.01.2026 20:38 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Isn’t everything a learning experience?
13.01.2026 23:00 — 👍 21 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0surprise sandwiches are top tier
14.01.2026 04:12 — 👍 19 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0as a bit, I pretend your yearn posts are about me
14.01.2026 19:24 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0this baked potato better fix me
14.01.2026 20:19 — 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1I'm probably gonna take this lying down though, if possible
15.01.2026 03:40 — 👍 45 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 0
end it with me.
no, like save me for last
Birthday trip to the snow ❄️
15.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who up bobbing they burger
05.01.2026 04:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Liking people on Hinge feels like a humiliation ritual
03.01.2026 19:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My dad got me a sack of potatoes for Christmas 🎄
25.12.2025 20:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was DELICIOUS
20.12.2025 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DILL PICKLE PIZZA
20.12.2025 21:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0[taking handgun out of my mouth] no it's like a pacifier
16.12.2025 13:50 — 👍 37 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight
16.12.2025 14:18 — 👍 168 🔁 37 💬 10 📌 2a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
16.12.2025 19:41 — 👍 364 🔁 62 💬 31 📌 27what they don’t tell you about winter is that you go through the 5 stages of grief every morning when it’s time to leave your fluffy blankets
14.12.2025 17:31 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0anything can be a shitpost if you only believe
14.12.2025 08:32 — 👍 71 🔁 30 💬 1 📌 0aww, our freak flags match
11.12.2025 19:08 — 👍 55 🔁 24 💬 0 📌 0i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
11.12.2025 19:24 — 👍 117 🔁 30 💬 6 📌 7Asking strangers wearing Santa hats if I can sit on their laps.
11.12.2025 23:22 — 👍 124 🔁 46 💬 8 📌 1let’s roll play i’ll be a croissant
12.12.2025 01:41 — 👍 184 🔁 59 💬 19 📌 1*passes scrambled eggs into your mouth while we kiss
11.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 132 🔁 66 💬 13 📌 0