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You're what the french call... les incompétents | bisexual | deaf | she/her | croque-mort ⚰️

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Latest posts by bitchcrafters.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Here are the 6 MAGA extremists (and their public phone numbers) who have intro'd a bill to allow South Carolina to execute women who receive an abortion.

If you haven't heard about SC H3537, it's because corporate media has ignored it. Here's how to fight back: www.qasimrashid.com/p/s-carolina...

19.12.2024 03:20 — 👍 2037    🔁 1696    💬 240    📌 285

I can’t believe it only cost a couple hundred million dollars to buy our country

19.12.2024 05:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can we buy a new president for Black Friday sales?

29.11.2024 19:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you get a discount if you’re under 18?

22.11.2024 23:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOP: Groomers, Offenders, and Pedophiles

19.11.2024 22:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If billionaires can buy elections, I need Taylor Swift to step up.

18.11.2024 16:39 — 👍 25    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

bsky.app/profile/did:...

18.11.2024 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

15.11.2024 23:41 — 👍 32912    🔁 5962    💬 565    📌 290

the best part about bluesky is that, unlike twitter, it isn’t putting annoying bull shit designed to piss me off in front of me every 3 minutes

15.11.2024 23:13 — 👍 33154    🔁 2967    💬 470    📌 139

All those "high status males" just working for free because they think it's gonna do something for them

15.11.2024 20:34 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mom binged the entirety of Greys Anatomy in a month. I'm in shock and awe. She's a binge queen.

15.11.2024 04:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two dogs on a photoshopped background. One is a black and tan Pekingese and the other is a red/brown Pomeranian chihuahua mix.

Two dogs on a photoshopped background. One is a black and tan Pekingese and the other is a red/brown Pomeranian chihuahua mix.

Since everyone is posting their pets, here’s Kimi and Chloe (pre grooming for Kimi)

14.11.2024 02:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got a 12 hour ban before for wishing kidney stones on musky

14.11.2024 02:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Google seems to confirm they are indeed skeets

14.11.2024 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Skeets I think

14.11.2024 01:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

13.11.2024 17:24 — 👍 61242    🔁 13690    💬 1509    📌 917
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For the newbies, one of the great features on here is that when someone has tried to quote-post dunk on you, hit the … and select “detach quote” and nobody will see the post or who wrote it and they will look like an asshole. (Blocking works like this too.)

10.11.2024 02:31 — 👍 13178    🔁 5058    💬 656    📌 397

oh this is nice y’all ain’t got no roaches or nothing over here

11.11.2024 23:17 — 👍 574    🔁 198    💬 39    📌 35

this account is a safe space for evil and deranged women

10.11.2024 15:53 — 👍 4289    🔁 961    💬 95    📌 34

Always and forever our sexiest man alive. Don't care what People Magazine thinks.

13.11.2024 06:18 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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the cat burglar and his evil little sidekick

11.11.2024 18:00 — 👍 32584    🔁 2555    💬 350    📌 130

Support your local libraries

11.11.2024 00:01 — 👍 6290    🔁 904    💬 60    📌 29

This episode of Yellowstone feels like a bunch of copy and paste disjointed scenes

11.11.2024 03:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
first image is of a cat screaming at a blank word document "why is it empty"

next panel is a cat sitting in a corner with its head against the wall with complex formulas written all over the walls

next image is an unimpressed looking cat sitting next to a glass of win

next image is a cat screaming at the ceiling while sitting in front of a laptop

first image is of a cat screaming at a blank word document "why is it empty" next panel is a cat sitting in a corner with its head against the wall with complex formulas written all over the walls next image is an unimpressed looking cat sitting next to a glass of win next image is a cat screaming at the ceiling while sitting in front of a laptop

when I say "I'm busy writing today" this is what I mean

09.11.2024 16:27 — 👍 16748    🔁 2449    💬 125    📌 117

Hello friendos

Today's tip from your librarian

Libraries have lots of DIY info:
Auto repair
Home projects
Art/music
Sew/knit/crochet patterns
Crafts
Science projects
Garden/homesteading
Programming/tech
Entrepreneur/finance
Cooking
Foreign language
Exercise/sport
Self-improvement
Legal
And more

08.11.2024 15:15 — 👍 4754    🔁 820    💬 63    📌 24
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A small watercolor painting of a horrified looking cartoon dumpling.

A small watercolor painting of a horrified looking cartoon dumpling.

My phone just auto corrected "trauma dumping" to "trauma dumpling," so I painted this in case anyone would like a visual of my mental state.

How's everyone else doing?

07.11.2024 18:06 — 👍 37829    🔁 8490    💬 608    📌 316

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