Rebel Yankee

The story of a Gaza fired rocket misfiring into a hospital gave them the idea, I’m sure. When both sides are willing to lie, it makes finding the truth harder. So far no evidence has been given to support Iran missiles misfired but, for one certain group, it’s already a fact.

the fifa peace prize used to mean something

All the weight of a wished out star.

I’m not mean normally, but stupid people bring it out in me way too often.

Rotating my wardrobe from winter black to springtime black.

Aren’t we in this situation specifically because of a US involved regime change in Iran in the first place?

I’ve seen maga people say “what was in the basement, though” as well as saying it was actually an Iranian strike on their own schools. They’re ready to swallow any excuse.

This PROFOUND, actually.

I’m afraid that we’ve just energized vast anti-American attacks around the globe.

The Breakfast Sandwich that Saved the World

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

I don't mind getting the silent treatment as long as it's constructive

Is it me or are we all like "ok. what now?"

I guess this means we're not talking hockey anymore.

i can be self-destructive and also self-aware

its called range

What if I’m suffering from moderate to severe uncontrolled rage?

I turned off the tv today
I painted flowers
I listened to old playlists
I danced in the kitchen
I made good food
I watched the sunset
I turned off the tv today

I was my tv’s favorite kid growing up.

normalize referring to a walk as "taking a constitutional"

proposal: everything stop sucking for one day

Take to the backroads and let them know you mean meandering

All wars great and small

Six: Do they have horses at the animal shelter?

She’s scheming and I only see one way this ends because she’s relentless when she wants something

Most people don't know Santa also keeps a place in Antarctica. He's bipolar.

If remote science was pseudoscience we would just call it "remote pseudoscience" or "is your omniscient book mind of baby names in the room with us right now"

Looks like The Board Of Peace is bored of peace.

Our adult son struggles with an insidious cocktail of OCD, ADHD, depression, and god knows what other neurodivergent thing. It’s not what people crack wise about. It’s real, it’s horrible, and it robs him of so many things we take for granted. Parents and loved ones, please know you are not alone.

i mean i get it. it can be really hard when the buzz wears off from the FIFA peace prize.

well hold on now maybe the military invasion in the middle east being run by narcissistic sociopaths with substance abuse issues will go smoothly and we’ll all end up looking stupid

A lady may not always come out & say when she’s triggered, & that’s when she’ll get elusive, quiet, continuously blasting Cat People by Bowie till you’re so uncomfortable that you understand