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That’s gonna be a sick album

I mean this is cool but the actual way is violence if we’re being completely honest. Just do violence and get a bunch of people to do violence with you at the same time so no one gets in trouble and it just kind of works itself out at that point. Historically speaking.

Send me to space these numbers are garbage

Don’t call me a feminist I know I’m white but ICE is real thick down here in Texas keep it cool

Listen. You sound real young and I’m not disagreeing with you, I’m also not going to agree with you. I’m Switzerland

I got my nutsack sliced open and a doctor did some medical stuff so my damn wife didn’t need an IUD. I’m not a feminist, I would never claim that in Donny’s America, but brothers, sometimes we need to do 3 days of discomfort so the womenfolk don’t have to do 20 years of it. It’s just practical.

I get followed by so many ai accounts for some reason. I’m not gonna say everyone associated with ai should kill themselves, that would be immoral. However, I’m also not going to say they should not kill themselves. I’m Switzerland on ai freaks killing themselves.

When will these freaks realize that numbers and charts mean nothing if no one gets a raise and shit costs more

That sounds awesome I’ve never even had turkey noodle soup

The shidding out your doo doo ass test will also never fail you and will swiftly let you know it’s time to throw them out

A coward will say it’s been almost a week, the brave will once again try to repurpose more turkey

You can eat thanksgiving leftovers for as many days after thanksgiving as you want. You just have to find the courage to do it

I’m just imagining gender now like Highlander. ‘There can be only one gender’ and each gender has to kill the other ones until it’s the sole survivor so it can finally die a natural death

Society pushing the lie that there are multiple genders might genuinely be one of the dumbest assed things I’ve ever read.

Man I read that fucking idiot at OU’s essay and goddamn she really is just so fucking stupid how the fuck did she even get into college

That sucks dick let me buy grade b eggs

Daddy Donny was supposed to fix this where are my cheaper fucking eggs you old ass bitch

Why do all the eggs say grade A at the grocery store. Is grade B like off color or oddly shaped. I’ll pay less for eggs if they taste the same I don’t give a fuck I want cheaper eggs

I also don’t think Jeff Foxworthy is funny. I also don’t think Kevin Hart is funny. I have no idea how these guys get famous.

I don’t know what Louis CK did this time and I don’t care because he’s never been funny

I would have actually paid to see Zakk Wylde play in Pantera if he wasn’t

I always had a soft spot for Paula Deen because my grandmother is way more racist and I still love her

It fucking sucks dick that one of my coworkers is probably gonna get force retired at the end of this month because how my company measures productivity is how much money you make them. Never mind he’s been doing it for 35 years and helps anyone who asks him all day long no questions asked

They do this every year I swear to god

Everywhere sucks dick to live maybe you missed the memo there’s like 3 cities in America where there’s public transportation and that’s like 5% of our population eat my entire ass j

Right like if it feels like shit I know something is happening in my blood. Like my body doesn’t like this but fuck my body take it like a fucking man

Listen I’m not gonna pretend our nation isn’t bullshit. But at least here we take our dollars that don’t sound stupid to say out loud to the grocery store that doesn’t have a ridiculous name and hope we don’t get pulled over by a guy wearing Halloween costume.

All right I’m not pretending Canada is real today. Maybe tomorrow we can do this. Take your loonies and twonies and buy some maple syrup, hopefully you don’t get stopped by a Mountie on your way to the Loblaw

I drive 8 miles to get to a grocery store my best advice to you is I’m glad you don’t live my life, try not to be this fucking annoying and smug about it. It makes you seem (correctly) like a real fucking asshole.

All right man stop flexing you sound like a New York asshole who can get groceries down the street the rest of us live in hellworld where we have to drive just to get food you’re literally the type of guy I’m complaining about in media