greer

he exists only to be tortured relentlessly

proboscis mankey

friend in yer face #smilingfriends

i love his slutty little tunic in the bakshi lotr

three nathans (for you)

uglifies your lord of the rings

goblin was nothing but kind and respectful to those little chudlings but they still treated him like shit just because he was gay

eleanor and the martians #OurPermanentVacation #opvcomic

and gollum 😊😊😊

this is a classic

did you know

i would torture these hobbits in a shipping container for up to a year

crystal gems (by yours truly)

wirt is the cutest character design ever

possession

i cant draw hugo weaving

de lerd of de rings

tomorrow. @oncinema.bsky.social

sorry guys i rarely come to bluesky but im currently obsessed with this collection of paintings. fucking wonderful stuff

the way cor blok depicts eowyn in his lord of the rings paintings is so good because she’s just a feminine feature-less tube person like all of the male characters

thanks! saw your bio and immediately had to order your book. perfect gift for a friend of mine (definitely reading through it first before gifting it to him!)

Igor Khmelnitsky's pics for the 1987 Moldovan #Hobbit translation have a brilliant Looney Tunes aesthetic. Here's Yosemite Sam as a scimitar-wielding Warg-rider and Wile E. Coyote masquerading as toothy old Smaug. All we need now is a massive ACME rocket and a bottle of Earthquake Pills #Tolkien💥🚀

a style study of cor blok’s tolkien paintings. no veil between me and the wheel of fire

gilded gnome

Panel 1: Carvey is reading a mail invitation he received while scratching his head, "Swinger's party?" Panel 2: he tears up the mail, looking indignant, "Don't they know I'm in a committed relationship with the leftover chili in my fridge?"

Title: "1984" Panel 1: Carvey is at a bar, watching television with a squirrel in a suit sitting at the end of the bar, "you know, I'm sensing a disturbing lack of ugly people on T.V nowadays." Panel 2: "I blame it on Reagan." The squirrel turns around, "you blame everything on Reagan." Carvey furrows his brow and sneers, "And I will continue to."

Title: "First Night Together." Panel 1: Carvey is sitting in a chair, meekly, holding a mug of coffee in his hands. "Oh, well, ok... uh, w-we did a crossword puzzle together in bed." Panel 2: carvey looks dumbfounded, "it was the most fun I ever had in my entire life!"

Title: "Get Along Little Doggy." Panel 1: carvey is standing on a public city sidewalk, staring up at a large movie poster with a shirtless 70s Actor Lion on it. Panel 2: it is a bottom-up view of carvey craning his neck back, "Huh. I think I get it now." Panel 3: his head is tilted down and the viewer now sees the somewhat anxious and sullen expression on his face. "What will I tell my wife?"

A small collection of small, balding dog
(Carvey Comix)

here is gandalf

Less time, more humans!!