Anthony Volpe Make Me Sad

Two men in the Bronx need to be jobless tomorrow

God he’s the absolute worst

Aaron Judge hits a 3 run HR off the fair pole to tie it

Bro

He is very thirsty for an Oscar, I think he’s going to be doing stunts for the next minute

Will I be put out of my misery tonight (this is a baseball skeet)

jawns

It me

A movie that should have been tailor-made for me - Pedro finally in a romcom!! From the writer-director of Past Lives!

And it ended up being my least favorite of his movies from this year.

I genuinely do not care one single iota about knowing if people liked a certain post and it’s a constant waste of my time swiping that shit away

She’s so charming in interviews and it absolutely does not translate onscreen.

Instagram showing me who liked a post when I didn’t fucking ask

Does anyone know how to turn this off on Instagram? I don’t care who liked a post and I just want it gone.

Abbadon Haunted Hotel

Judge does not have that dawg in him like Jeter did

Mark Sanchez, the rapist?

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Do you remember the Turkish shooter from the Olympics? He’s back.

A personal alarm

One of my neighbors is giving these out

A tombstone that says “Bea Fraid”

This makes me furious

Pedro Pascal

I keep getting Reddit DMs to discuss the murders.

I will absolutely not be doing that.

Oh yeah, I am always on the lookout for my nephew

Hegseth TEAM UPDATE: TIME NOW (1144et): Weather is FAVORABLE. Just CONFIRMED w/ CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch. 1215et: F-18s LAUNCH (1st strike package) 1345: "Trigger Based" F-18 1st Strike Window Starts (Target Terrorist is @ his Known Location so SHOULD BE ON TIME) - also, Strike Drones Launch (MQ-9s) 1410: More F-18s LAUNCH (2nd strike package) 1415: Strike Drones on Target (THIS IS WHEN THE FIRST BOMBS WILL DEFINITELY DROP, pending earlier "Trigger Based" targets) 1536: F-18 2nd Strike Starts - also, first sea-based Tomahawks launched. MORE TO FOLLOW (per timeline) We are currently clean on OPSEC. Godspeed to our Warriors. 19m O

It so many Hegseth scandals ago, but do you remember when they planned a war with a reporter in the chat

Cher with some rolls

Cher butt

THICCHER

I would absolutely take her on a joyride!

Amanda Seyfried today:

"It’s October 3rd. Happy ‘Mean Girls’ day to all of you."

I remember this dork got caught cheating on Bumble, he pretended to be an FBI agent. Then he claimed someone stole his identity and he was filing a complaint with the FBI.