Macavity the Mystery Cat

Macavity the cat has caused mass panic.

Macavity the cat has brought non-service animals onto public transportation.

Macavity the cat has practiced medicine without a medical license.

Macavity the cat has pawned dentures in Nevada.

Macavity the cat has licked a toad for the purpose of getting high in California.

Macavity the cat has jaywalked.

Macavity the cat has redistributed copyrighted materials without permissions.

Macavity the cat has committed tax fraud.

Macavity the cat has provided alcohol to minors.

Macavity the cat has dyed birds for the purpose of selling them.

Macavity the cat ate peanuts in a church in Boston, MA.

Macavity the cat consumed liquor while under the age of 21.

Macavity the cat operated heavy machinery while under the influence of drugs.

Macavity the cat smuggled Polish potatoes into Britain.

Macavity the cat defaced baht in Thailand.

Macavity the cat ate while sitting on church steps in Italy.

Macavity the cat sniffed glue with intent to get high in the state of Indiana.

Macavity the cat brought a durian fruit onto public transportation in Singapore.

Macavity the cat threw a snake at a person within the city confines of Toledo.

Macavity has given moose a beer in the state of Alaska.

Macavity the cat has sold human organs and tissue.

Macavity the cat has caught fish using dynamite and other explosives within the state of Indiana.

Macavity the cat is married to multiple human individuals, thus committing polygamy.

Macavity the cat has driven a vehicle without a valid driver's license or insurance.

Macavity has allowed a donkey to sleep in a bathtub in the state of Arizona.

In order to have broken every human law, Macavity has committed grand theft auto.

This being an account to preserve the circumstances of 'Macavity the Mystery Cat,' a cat who purportedly has 'broken every human law.'