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@telperos.bsky.social

I promise you I am just not a pretty face. NJ | 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇱 | Poly | Professor | Scientist | Greyhound dad | Occasionally NSFW @doctorduckman on insta

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Latest posts by telperos.bsky.social on Bluesky

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Couldn’t not.

12.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We saw you from across the yard and wanted to say you’re cute…

03.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A couple of days later, but hey, I turned 40 😉

03.10.2025 12:53 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just wish it had a real transmission instead of whatever monstrosity that CVT is.

24.09.2025 11:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I miss my Sony VAIO all of a sudden.

24.09.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Got a bidet for our concrete patio.

22.09.2025 03:09 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. Always.

15.09.2025 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sweaty mess at work, but happy to be back on the saddle again—even just 25 minutes at a time.

10.09.2025 21:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I get some fruit?

31.08.2025 03:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fucked up the shave once again, yay

26.08.2025 21:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Indeed!

02.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wine? Yes. Always yes.

(2024 Gewurztraminer pétillant naturel, Channing Daughters, Bridgehampton, NY)

02.08.2025 19:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

❤️

01.08.2025 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lower East Side babe

27.07.2025 16:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Summertime, and the livin’ is easy…

25.07.2025 03:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Live. Laugh. Lobotomy.

13.07.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What are you looking at, boy?

04.07.2025 00:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Agoraphobia, but inside my frontal cortex only.

23.06.2025 04:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is who runs this account

18.06.2025 00:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Felt cute today. Doesn’t happen always :)

12.06.2025 17:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cuddly little love ❤️

07.06.2025 14:41 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Current state:

28.05.2025 01:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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sleepy mornings in dark hotel rooms in columbus ohio

26.05.2025 18:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im so tired of every article i want to read being fucking paywalled. 🤬

19.05.2025 18:39 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0
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Tiddies and no face hair and new glasses. Change one thing, change them all.

20.05.2025 03:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m liking these jeans. A lot.

21.04.2025 03:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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happy easter shower, fellow travelers

20.04.2025 17:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Filing taxes is the most utterly unsexy thing I can think of.

And I can think of a lot of unsexy things.

13.04.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love everything about this 😍

04.04.2025 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“I’m laying on some shit, dad, and you can’t do anything about it”

19.03.2025 18:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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