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@telperos.bsky.social

Professional doomscroller. NJ | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡¨πŸ‡± | Poly | Professor | Scientist | Greyhound dad | Occasionally NSFW @doctorduckman on insta

344 Followers  |  745 Following  |  217 Posts  |  Joined: 15.03.2024  |  1.6763

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That place; this morning.

14.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cuddly lady ❀️

08.02.2026 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

even under the weight
of all this snowβ€”each flake pressed
into the earth as if time
was a shower of needles,
even under the clear
loud hum of the sub freeze,
there is a diaphragm quietly whispering
a breath of silk and honey,
a thaw of the ventricles,
a bulb in the ground at the beginning of spring

04.02.2026 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made it to the office at 9am and proceeded to have a jam packed work day that involved learning about a fancy microscope, a 3-hour lecture, tons of data analysis, a couple of meetings, and writing and submitting a conference abstract. I left at 11pm. Bring some sleep to this worn out body now.

03.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫣

01.02.2026 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing hotter than a hoe with degrees

21.01.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES

05.01.2026 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œLet me do it for you…”

27.12.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kinda liked this one today. Doesn’t happen all the time πŸ€—

24.12.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🀣🀣🀣🀣

19.12.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the friendships where we know that we would have fucked under different circumstances, but now we've found an equilibrium state of mild sexual tension

12.12.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not for the North American market at least. You can still get the Morning in other markets, though.

11.12.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Brooklyn is a weird country.

07.12.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One double espresso after dinner and here we are, simulating sleep for an audience at 2am.

06.12.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The goddamn wait for the initial round of reviews for a manuscript/research proposal/first dates.

29.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Some of us are Libra on top of that and we are beyond medical help.

25.11.2025 11:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I listen to NYT Audio all the time and this article came up in my queue today and I just couldn’t finish it. Besides the absurdity of it, the journo had the most annoying cadence!

29.10.2025 04:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What an insufferable poser.

25.10.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if Moo Deng knew that he, like Wheatus, would also be a one hit wonder.

18.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Couldn’t not.

12.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We saw you from across the yard and wanted to say you’re cute…

03.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A couple of days later, but hey, I turned 40 πŸ˜‰

03.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just wish it had a real transmission instead of whatever monstrosity that CVT is.

24.09.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss my Sony VAIO all of a sudden.

24.09.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Got a bidet for our concrete patio.

22.09.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes. Always.

15.09.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweaty mess at work, but happy to be back on the saddle againβ€”even just 25 minutes at a time.

10.09.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I get some fruit?

31.08.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fucked up the shave once again, yay

26.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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