That place; this morning.
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That place; this morning.
14.02.2026 04:33 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cuddly lady β€οΈ
08.02.2026 05:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0even under the weight
of all this snowβeach flake pressed
into the earth as if time
was a shower of needles,
even under the clear
loud hum of the sub freeze,
there is a diaphragm quietly whispering
a breath of silk and honey,
a thaw of the ventricles,
a bulb in the ground at the beginning of spring
I made it to the office at 9am and proceeded to have a jam packed work day that involved learning about a fancy microscope, a 3-hour lecture, tons of data analysis, a couple of meetings, and writing and submitting a conference abstract. I left at 11pm. Bring some sleep to this worn out body now.
03.02.2026 05:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π«£
01.02.2026 06:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nothing hotter than a hoe with degrees
21.01.2026 05:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0YES
05.01.2026 05:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βLet me do it for youβ¦β
27.12.2025 03:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kinda liked this one today. Doesnβt happen all the time π€
24.12.2025 04:57 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π€£π€£π€£π€£
19.12.2025 06:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the friendships where we know that we would have fucked under different circumstances, but now we've found an equilibrium state of mild sexual tension
12.12.2025 00:37 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Not for the North American market at least. You can still get the Morning in other markets, though.
11.12.2025 04:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brooklyn is a weird country.
07.12.2025 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One double espresso after dinner and here we are, simulating sleep for an audience at 2am.
06.12.2025 07:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The goddamn wait for the initial round of reviews for a manuscript/research proposal/first dates.
29.11.2025 20:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some of us are Libra on top of that and we are beyond medical help.
25.11.2025 11:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I listen to NYT Audio all the time and this article came up in my queue today and I just couldnβt finish it. Besides the absurdity of it, the journo had the most annoying cadence!
29.10.2025 04:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What an insufferable poser.
25.10.2025 16:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder if Moo Deng knew that he, like Wheatus, would also be a one hit wonder.
18.10.2025 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Couldnβt not.
12.10.2025 03:32 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We saw you from across the yard and wanted to say youβre cuteβ¦
03.10.2025 21:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A couple of days later, but hey, I turned 40 π
03.10.2025 12:53 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just wish it had a real transmission instead of whatever monstrosity that CVT is.
24.09.2025 11:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I miss my Sony VAIO all of a sudden.
24.09.2025 00:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got a bidet for our concrete patio.
22.09.2025 03:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes. Always.
15.09.2025 02:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sweaty mess at work, but happy to be back on the saddle againβeven just 25 minutes at a time.
10.09.2025 21:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can I get some fruit?
31.08.2025 03:41 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fucked up the shave once again, yay
26.08.2025 21:03 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0