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the “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?” copypasta written in the pokopia font in front of a screenshot of the game

it couldn’t fit the whole thing and somehow i feel like that’s funnier

went to sherwood forest faire yesterday, already counting the days until i go back 😭

TIL the nancy drew franchise is way older than i thought it was

can’t wait to play dnd tomorrow where i’ll share a distinct spiritual connection with the one friend who has the exact same sense of humor as me and then we won’t see each other again for the rest of the week

i really am so tempted to watch this doc 🫣 even as a kid watching reruns of some of the oldest cycles i knew there was something twisted about antm

skeet brought to you by me sick as fuck on the couch waiting for a stranger to bring me medicine and a protein shake from heb

how i am i ever supposed to move away from texas when the favor app is the greatest service ever invented

lived in austin-adjacent for two years already but i finally found the local npr station lol

wife took me to work an hour early so now i have time to sit and read my book :^)

excited to see hourly comics today! i can’t participate this year bc now i have to work on sundays my job doesn’t allow a lot of sit down and draw time rip :’p

*not kms

we got remastered sweet rolls before ace attorney 7 huh

lotr is the best film trilogy ever made thank you

my managers are actively trying to hire someone to take his position so they can find an excuse to fire him lmaoo

like it’s bot just me, we all know this guy sucks shit 😭

craig is only half a point away from termination and every day i manifest a nail in the road on his way to work to make him come in late

Hot Liquid, come get your Hot Liquid here, now in Smores Flavor

do those convenience store cappuccinos even have coffee in them? do i care when it’s 30 degrees outside?

oh ok so craig might actually be a psychopath lmao

i would do quite literally anything for this face

this times a thousand today i’m literally still destitute from buying christmas gifts

i work in a coffee shop why am i spending 20 minutes sweeping sand off the floor

whoever’s idea it was to cover the campus sidewalks in sand instead of salt i hope you get fired

boromir really was just some guy 😭

he’s not getting the promotion btw, i am 🤭

gonna just start calling my shitty coworker craig so i don’t have to keep qrting that one post about him

anyway gfy craig i cant believe you thought you deserved a promotion on the same day i had to teach you what a flat white is

Repost for reasons

had some drinks clearly

me: everything is cuter in black
wife: not me
me: well you wouldn’t know bc you’ve never been black

“so are you saying all teachers are autistic because they love sharing their knowledge with students?” -incredible out of context quote i heard from a group of students walking by