Tom H @hallockitup - Bluesky Profile

Is Facundo Torres bound for Austin FC? And do the charts think that's a good idea? Is Facundo Torres coming to Austin FC? And does that make sense given who got brought in during the offseason so far?

Six days ago, we asked if Facundo Torres is coming to Austin FC

Dear Reader, he is

✅ 5+1 deal
✅ Still has his green card
✅ Quality quote crafted for him in the press release

verdeallday.com/austin-fc-fa...

23.01.2026 20:14 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 3

THANK YOU for talking about the galaxy brain nonsense of these lineups and substitutions. And the no-VAR bullshit too

17.05.2025 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could have made myself available……,

23.04.2025 20:56 — 👍 157 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Gonna need an update on this 😂 🍿

31.03.2025 16:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ooooo love some nummy crumbs like this

19.03.2025 23:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Vaisanen for sure getting traded huh

15.03.2025 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That puts him coming back around May 3rd right? Hopefully just in time for our 7-game month (oof)

13.03.2025 19:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you do this, I will high five you every single time I see you (I don’t think we know each other in real life… yet, but still).

27.02.2025 19:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe they are playing the long game… buncha kids with beanies = future fans.

24.02.2025 15:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

23.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Austin FC fans last night

23.02.2025 18:28 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

He seems like a douche canoe

13.02.2025 01:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The *best* explanation!

11.02.2025 01:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yassssss 🔥 Much more impressed with the black Siete logo & the model. This has grown on me rapidly

05.02.2025 02:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

✍️ get Phil to karaoke

04.02.2025 03:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I heart this list.

(Also what would it take for Phil to cover the North End’s “Green Smoke” song?)

04.02.2025 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man and a woman are in a courtroom with the words oh no they 're on to me ALT: a man and a woman are in a courtroom with the words oh no they 're on to me

03.02.2025 01:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s weird, as an Austin FC fan I should probably be upset but truly don’t care about Leagues Cup

03.02.2025 01:07 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

LFG Damian!!

31.01.2025 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Austin FC season tickets were originally sold as both (once both tourneys were running)… so to only have one happen each season is less than advertised no matter what

31.01.2025 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brendan Hines-SIKE!

29.01.2025 17:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YESSSSSSS, great news!

28.01.2025 21:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hmmm, I would bet BHI.

Also, on the percentage: nice.

24.01.2025 15:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*$29MM if I’m counting right?

$12MM Uzuni
$10MM Vazquez
$7-ishMM Bukari

24.01.2025 01:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yah, I can see how the goal of it (which is to catch them offguard and get a laugh) may often get lost in translation (sometimes literally).

I think its how I relate with my friends, so to me its always been silly/fun, but I'm sure there are other questions that could evoke the same feelings

23.01.2025 20:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Aw man, I always thought it was kind of funny… it’s interesting to see who has special/funny connections with other players on the team. Sometimes it doesn’t hit though, so I see what you mean.

23.01.2025 19:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Minnesota United would like a word (last season)

12.01.2025 18:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bullet point 4 leaves the fines pretty wide open… yikes

12.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw someone called it a “mowed lawn” and another call it the watermelon kit 😭

12.01.2025 16:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome! I’m stoked to have more Colts coverage here!

12.01.2025 16:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom H

Latest posts by hallockitup.bsky.social on Bluesky

@hallockitup is following 19 prominent accounts