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Turk & Pearl

@lazydogbone.bsky.social

Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro πŸ‘£πŸš, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), deeply flawed & humble. Mostly right about everything though.

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a man wearing a head scarf and a turban looks at the camera ALT: a man wearing a head scarf and a turban looks at the camera

once a year...

06.03.2026 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The United States watching GWOT 2.0 kick off.

01.03.2026 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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League is racing at Vegas this week. Stoked about the scheme I came up with. The paint booth on NASCAR 25 is pretty limited… this took some creativity.

28.02.2026 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Liver.

Why don’t I pick up this beautiful pack of chicken gizzards and hearts for $5 while I’m at it. What a bountiful cornucopia internal organs.

27.02.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Exactly.

They are running around American cities the same way Blackwater did in the early GWOT. Zero digression, zero oversight, zero moral compass, and complete immunity from being held responsible for their actions.

That works for a shorter period than they think.

23.02.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hate when the press and celebrities are in the locker rooms after games. Whoever it is

23.02.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not one patriotic American smashed a bottle over that drunk’s head. What kind of gold medal team did we field?

23.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going to temper my excitement regarding the SCOTUS ruling on tariffs. I think this might actually be a win for Trump, even though he doesn’t realize it right now.

Simply put, SCOTUS saved Trump from himself here.

20.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have a level of empathy and compassion I can only hope to achieve in this lifetime.

19.02.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œShouldn’t”

…this actually fits with the Republican healthcare philosophy of, β€œjust die faster.”

17.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should laugh… but I did.

17.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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RIP Chief

16.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought they ate all the dogs.

16.02.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hayes Carll is so good…

14.02.2026 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œDoesn’t anyone speak about truth anymore…”

14.02.2026 09:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”

12.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YouTuber turned race car driver. I have my issues with that, but he seems to be a good influence on the sport and doing things for the right reasons.

If he wasn't, I'd be bitching about "pay-to-play" at a professional level.

11.02.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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2026 NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series entry list for Daytona Speedweeks See the NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series entry list for the Fresh From Florida 250 at Daytona International Speedway (Fri., 5 p.m. ET, The CW).

The lineup for the Craftsman Truck Series at Daytona on Friday night is kinda fun...

Cleetus McFarland
Brenden Queen
!!!!Tony Stewart!!!!
Travis Pastrana
Carson Hocevar

...and all the other regulars. Might be worth the watch.

www.nascar.com/news-media/2...

11.02.2026 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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PEARL!

10.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody should make alt-Joe Biden Twitter account that just plagiarizes Trump’s idiotic ramblings and reposts them as his.

09.02.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m rooting for Tom Wilson πŸ¦…. Not Canada πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦, not America πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έβ€¦ …just Tom!

#ALLCAPS

09.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If journalist want to be taken seriously, they need to start being serious people… no more softballs, no more soapboxes, no more free passes.

This is a start.

09.02.2026 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Farts

08.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just take a step back here… there are people in our Government suppressing information on, and protecting people that raped children.

Like, WHAT?!?

08.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody is passin’ up a Dum Dums.

Nobody.

08.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gotta keep the commoners placated…

06.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0