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Turk & Pearl

@lazydogbone.bsky.social

Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro πŸ‘£πŸš, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), flawed, humble, but genuinely good dude.

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Latest posts by lazydogbone.bsky.social on Bluesky

It’s not hard.

These people, MAGA Republicans, only understand pain and humiliation. This is how you talk to people like that.

More please.

08.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like… I played football games in high school fueled by lunches like that. πŸ˜‚

08.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOL.

I promise you… I could assemble a more professional and qualified cabinet/staff full of PJs, Helicopter pilots, Gunners, and Flight engineers to run this country.

Like, legit.

08.10.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If this was the USAF’s SERE course… β€œMongo” would have come in the room and slapped the spit outta this lady’s mouth for staying in her circle.

08.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe didn’t cut Medicaid, we reallocated the funds to the IRS, and then they used it to provide tax relief to wealthy people.”

08.10.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely wild times.

I wish I could sit on the porch and chew the fat with my Grandfather about all this shit.

Jack… we have a state sending NG troops with all their kit to another state, uninvited. Like, what in the fuck are we doing here?

08.10.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There’s always Hell Let Loose.

08.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't get an chance to see any pre-season games, looking forward to watching top line Protas and a full season with Leonard on the bench.

#ALLCAPS

08.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just so we're keeping score. A State (Texas) sent its National Guard troops, with weapons, to another state (Illinois) uninvited.

I'm just a dumb old Aerial Gunner, but I did grow up just South of Gettysburg, and that seems like a really dangerous precedent to set.

08.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heard.

I’m trying… lol

08.10.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think midwestern farmers should get a bailout. They chose this pain for themselves, now live with it.

Sorry @timmiller.bsky.social … I’m trying really hard not to be selective with my empathy… but I’m just not on your level yet.

08.10.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LOLOLOL

Good god, what a fucking nightmare

08.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robby should have WAY more followers on Bluesky than he does.

If you’re not familiar with his work, you need to be.

Absolutely a true Patriot!

08.10.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel your assessment is correct.

Although, I'm not sure enough people out there have been effected by Trump's actions yet. I think if we had another Presidential election today, he'd still win. and that's a real problem. Because it says that Democrats don't have a message yet.

08.10.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best interview I ever had, was for a job I didn’t really care if I got or not

07.10.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah… if I remember right, it was a team up in Sangin or by Kajaki.

Been a long time, it’s all starting to bleed together.

07.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

…or spending their 20’s and 30’s with Dude Bros that had the time and space in their lives to have no other competing priorities.

07.10.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf it mattered to you, you’d find a way.”

A way to WHAT? Miss my kid’s varsity hockey game on a Friday night?

07.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ll literally pick up shit for the ones I love.

07.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t feel like a priority.”

07.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They came to the Pedro compound in β€˜12… it was with little to no fanfare as we had all dedicated our summer crush to Prince Harry, who we met earlier in the summer.

07.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The two party system and corporate lobbyist have fucked this country to the highest degree. Politicians should have to wear sponsorship patches, hats, and suits like NASCAR drivers...

07.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Best Call me maybe parody - Soldiers perform in Afghanistan
YouTube video by Opotiki Best Call me maybe parody - Soldiers perform in Afghanistan

These LARPing cosplay Federal dorks running around pretending they're at war with Portland missed the whole point of what made GWOT so fun.

It wasn't kicking doors, watching buddies get blown up, or flying into sand storms on NVGs in 0/0 vis.

It was Carly Rea!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIAo...

07.10.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Watching MAGA do the mental gymnastics to make fishing β€œwoke” is going to be hilarious.

07.10.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait, wait… are there really E-7’s out there without OIF/OEF campaign ribbons?

My god I’m THAT old already.

07.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My new favorite hoodie has a beer koozie and a bottle opener on a cord sewn into the pocket.

I’m now wondering why every hoodie doesn’t have this feature.

07.10.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Democrats are going to cave.

They always do.

…and it’s a shame because as callous as this may sound, I think Trump voters need to feel some pain for their decision.

07.10.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s tough being a single Dad and date at the same time. I’ve had my two full-time for 6 years.

Being a good Dad definitely brings more to the table than any stupid story from my time in adult daycare for middle aged dudes.

Let’s do a Team House on single Dad shit. LOL

07.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s fantastic.

The writer ran every every idea he had for the book past a group of scientist… I read somewhere that the only truly fictional part was the initial β€œstorm” that was the catalyst for the whole story. Everything else was at least β€˜plausible’.

Ps: the book’s ending is different

07.10.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol… I feel this in my bones!

Guess how much leverage a retired Aerial Gunner/Flight Engineer and College Student has in the 45 and over crowd.

*oooh you’re articulate, and have an interesting world view, what do you for work?*

β€œAttend 3-400 level Social Work classesβ€πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

07.10.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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