Wendy

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Her first film will be g rated

Ask your MP to oppose another water industry stitch-up Our privatised water system is broken, and the next Water Bill could lock in more of the same. If MPs don’t hear from us, water companies get their way again. I’ve written to my MP. You can do the ...

Our privatised water system is broken, and the next Water Bill could lock in more of the same.

If MPs don’t hear from us, water companies get their way again.

I’ve written to my MP. You can do the same in 2 minutes: actionnetwork.org/letters/ask-...

I have one white t shirt that I specifically think of as ‘the spilling shirt’

I'm getting reports that a firm is cold calling people "offering grants for renewables and quoting that MARTIN LEWIS had encouraged people to engage with the company."

The call is UTTER BOLLOCKS! This is not true. Don't trust them. Politely disengage and don't speak to them.

An edition of The Stranger Times newspaper, a book marks with an evil looking Santa and a Christmas card with the same Santa and the words Ho Ho Homicide.

Thank you @caimhmc.bsky.social and Wonder Wife for these Stranger Times/Ring The Bells goodies! And my first Christmas card of the year! I won’t spoil it for anyone else but I’ve got mine displayed backwards #booksky

"Not all of the people in this bog roll advert are white" is such a Luxury thing to have brainspace to worry about. Orange juice is £1.80 a carton, Susan! The rivers are still all full of shit! A 2 bed flat is half a million quid!

dogstrust on Instagram: "Every year, thousands of dogs are left terrified by fireworks. You can make a difference - it only takes 5 mins." Every year, thousands of dogs are left terrified by fireworks. You can make a difference - it only takes 5 mins.

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Fat little brown/white/grey bird with a yellow tummy stands on concrete with flora behind it

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absolute scenes in celebrity traitors

Good climate news this week
1 Global: Renewables generation surpasses coal for 1st time
2 Global: Renewables have cut fossil-fuel imports for more than 100 countries
3 Global: Solar and wind generation grew in 1st half by more than overall demand increased in the same period

1/5

A hardcover book called The Long Shoe, written by Bob Mortimer. The title is written in a large white font, with the subtitle ‘A mystery with 3 or 4 subjects’. There is also a minimalist illustration of an office building with four windows illuminated and a surveillance camera pointing at it. There is a sticker on the cover that says ‘Signed by author’.

My past self comes in clutch for the second time this week, thank you Me! (And also thank you @bookshop-org-uk.bsky.social and @bobmort.bsky.social) #booksky

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems... SIMON: What? SHAPIRO: ...Or saying... SIMON: You imagine that? SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over. SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level. SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this. SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

Hurray, well done past self!

Genuinely curious what Sainsbury’s are thinking playing David Walliams screaming at you every few minutes over the sound system. My first guess is they’re trying to drive everyone to internet shopping, my second guess is they’re trying to drive up alcohol sales

I’ve also pre-ordered the audiobook because Brendan McDonald’s narration is note-perfect. Pre-ordering a book twice should tell you how much I recommended series!

A green hard cover book with a large illustration of Santa Claus’s head, the illustration is all in white except for a red hat and demonic looking red eyes. The title of the book is Ring The Bells and it’s written by C.K. McDonnell.

Do you ever pre-order a book and then forget when it’s due to be released? It’s like buying yourself a surprise present! Anyway, can’t wait to get stuck into Ring The Bells, the latest in the brilliant Stranger Times series by C.K. McDonnell #booksky @caimhmc.bsky.social

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. I’m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Really…but… Panel 4: Purple person: You’re such a whiny little fucking baby

erm did you know if you have location services turned on on instagram it shows your exact location to everyone on a map so check that if you’re bothered or don’t x

A newspaper clipping from 1906 that reads: "Noisy, Hungry Frogs Sadden Farmer's Life. They scare his cattle and they also eat his flannel shirt."

Timeline cleanse.

Newspaper clipping, 1906.

YouTube video by BritBox Hyacinth's Hilarious Experiences With Dogs | Keeping Up Appearances

Nobody did it like her 🤍

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Some good news.

London is meeting legal limits for toxic NO2 pollution for the first time – almost 200 years earlier than predicted – following the Mayor’s "world leading air pollution policies," City Hall announces.

The Ultra Low Emissions Zone - and similar policies - really do work.

People online are just constantly saying stuff, and I understand maybe 10% of it at this point. So this is what getting old feels like then

Autism doesn’t need to be “fixed.” Fascism needs to be neutered.

A lady who works in skincare asked how old I was and when I told her she laughed uproariously and said, “Oh gosh I wouldn’t have said that at ALL”, and I was honestly too scared to carry on that line of conversation so changed the subject 👵

Congratulations fellas, we’ve all moved one spot up on the world’s most handsome man rankings

The turkey neck I’ve developed between hairdresser appointments is genuinely alarming, perimenopause doesn’t f**k around (at the hairdressers is the only time I have no option but stare at my own reflection)

*sits watching clock so I can be fully prepared when the energy alarm test goes off*

*shits self anyway*