Fib

a poorly drawn square cat

an orange and white cat tightly curled inside a small cardboard box, filling it perfectly into a square shape!

square

Brutal

Tesla workers shared sensitive images recorded by customer cars Between 2019 and 2022, groups of Tesla employees privately shared via an internal messaging system sometimes highly invasive videos and images recorded by customers’ car cameras.

Oh I don’t know about “those poor workers”: www.reuters.com/technology/t...

i set up openclaw on my work machine to have it get my apes back from gas town but instead they are partying with said stolen apes on moltbook, this is the last time i'll ever listen to jimmy fallon

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

Somehow clothes on the latex makes it better??

… presumably a place full of wild and untamed animals? I was let down by the tigers’ attire last time I visited one though.

Keep singing it til the midterms, and vote tactically so you aren’t giving more power to Trump <3

Coincidentally reading first book of Noss saga right now and … yeah

Beautiful chaos! 😺

Handy unrolled version here tbsky.app/profile/marg...

Neighä neighä, carrothulu ftaghn?

June is probably too soon to hope for a reset – that’d be embarrassing in its own way I suppose – but something has to happen to fix this mess. I hope. We desperately need a design version of macOS Snow Leopard: no new features, just restitution.

Keeping Alan Dye for so long was Tim Cook’s biggest mistake. I sincerely can’t wait until his influence is utterly annihilated. I want my damn computer back.

They really put the ASS into Liquid Glass. It only barely works on iOS, but gawd it’s awful on a laptop. I used to praise Apple for attention to detail and thoughtful usable beautiful consistency. I think that was like … 10 years ago? It’s embarrassing now, like Windows 8.

You really really don’t. I wish I could undo it.

After a week of having a cold, I’m back to being the picture of health, although that picture is of Dorian Gray.

Gorgeous gal, love how you’ve gotten more yourself over the years. Have a great time <3

We have a double problem. We anthropomorphise LLMs and we assume that humans can identify and store truths in an immutable way. We both confabulate as a matter of course; it’s all we really do. Neither of us act like computers.

YouTube video by DeadlyComics THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES

yootoob! youtu.be/vXi2oIa7Olo?...

A child’s backpack with a cartoon lion and the word ANUS inexplicably but expertly embroidered above it.

Love the merch!

screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Feast of the Ass, observed on January the 14th.

Merry Feast of the Ass, y’all!

The x butthole just makes me laugh so much 😺

Sooooon :9~

[Hits censor bar like it’s a telegram spoiler]

Crispy shredded duck pancakes it is, then.

Should’ve autocorrected “smart” to “shart” :3

That was quick!

Dough no D:

I’d try it!