Overwatch Anonymous

The Devs are doing incredible things in terms of hero design (Hazard venture and Juno are incredible) but then completely dogshit patches (WHY ARE WE BUFFING ORISA AND SOJOURN) its honestly infuriating. Like seriously why are we bringing back a soj pocket meta?????

Lukewarm Take?: Life Grip as an ability is very unhealthy for the game. It is genuinely so easy to grief games and ruin good plays with, even on total accident-- Blizzard would've been better off just giving him a better version of Symmetra's old shield-giving ability.

ok so what about that venture skin lol

Congratulations, Overwatch! You ruined the color purple! First the robot bear franchise, and now you.

Despite all of its glaring issues, I still had more fun playing classic just because things died a lot quicker and a lot more often.

what if mercy was a support tank that gains overhealth the more you heal her

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can devs bring back the looking for group thing. i know it was really degenerate sometimes but when it wasn’t it was nice to have a group of ppl to queue comp with

not particularly. there's at least one a day i believe.

you dm

Sometimes the joy of using rip-tire isn’t the kill, it’s knowing that the entire other team starts panicking as soon as I drop it 🤭

the deku skin should've been given to zenyatta. make deku bald 🗣🗣

Widowmaker is the Single worst designed hero in overwatch period.

“Play 50 games of Classic, and 15 games as each of the four roles!” Dawg I didn’t even finish a single game. They did all those patches and updates for a reason

anyone who enjoyed overwatch classic is a masochist

Classic reminds me of how devs never fixed a fundamental problem - People solo it like Call of Duty/Apex/Fortnite. Zero strong nudges towards playing like a team, without which they might as well make it Call if Duty/Apex/Fortnite and get rid of teams altogether.

Roadhog should get the next mythic and I will not elabotate

The DPS passive is the most BS thing because like, it was the one good decision they made to give DPS an impact, but then they reflexively went "support now feels weak, lets buff their healing" NO you just negated the passive you just added what are you doing

I think I miss anchor tanks.

They should make an overwatch wrapped where I says like what hero you played the most, what mode, skins, kills, deaths, all that kinda stuff

guys i was suspended for swearing, what do i do until december 13th?

How am I supposed to rank up when my TEAMMATE IS PICKING TORB AGAINST ZARYA AND CHARGING HER TO 100 AND DOESNT LISTEN WHEN I ASK THEM POLITELY TO CHANGE

I miss the Los Angeles Gladiators

they should've made the neon streets mei skin bigger like she should've been a wee more fatter with a big pregnant belly showing

[Not A Submission] should i crosspost submissions i post from twitter? i've been attempting to keep the communities separate (twitter is naturally more toxic, and i wanted to see what bsky could do on its own). however, i've also been forgetting to post on this account because of this.

I sometimes am a little toxic in QP match chat and call that my "evil era" then resume back to being a normal person. Does anyone else do this? Let their demons out once in a while?

Submission: zen is lowkey a baddie

OW would make a fortune if they just announced they'd lower prices. They just don't have the balls.

I miss Hazard :'( I didn't play him much, but I enjoy having him as a tank when I'm support.
(I like looking at him, he's pretty)

Sucks how I can get, on average, about 7 elims in one life on Winston before the enemy team goes Brig/Reaper

I think on Tracer you should be able to move your camera and look around when you recall just like how reaper can when he teleports, not necessarily a buff but a nice quality of life change