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My neighbors are peaceful compared too what I had just a year ago but damn they will pick the most random weekdays to have late night outdoor parties 🙄

This was the selection of buttons, btw! Also still no fabric here.

A photo of the pitiful Michael's x Joann sign in my local Michael's store.

I really hate how Michael's is gaslighting us to think they're a good Joann replacement. I luckily still have a huge hoard of crafting supplies but I needed buttons today. Did not find what I wanted.
They don't deserve to carry her good name.

Little reminder that Casper (1995) is back in movie theaters for its 30th anniversary right now! 👻🎞

I say gay man because I have seen so many of their thirstposting and like...cool but that wasn't meant for me 😂😂😂

This app's algorithm seems to think I'm a gay man who is a fan of Taylor Swift.

I feel like we have the technology to make white background screenshots not so assaulting on the eyes when you have dark mode on in an app.

My dad RIPPED at this game. RIP. Was genuinely such a fun game too.

Shoving a Tylenol up my ass so my body processes it in reverse and I become extra normal

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Picture of Mystique from Marvel X-Men with the words “bisexual menace” under it. Frame from a comic issue.

Me, today.

Anybody that got raptured today and has a nice vacant house, and preferably a car year 2020 or newer, let me know. For a friend.

getting raptured while napping under a tree and hitting my head on every limb on the way up

I really want the Bomba mode to be on both platforms too! But this is so fun. 😂 If this is the closest we get to new Ape Escape I'll take it.

GCW Saudi Arabia Collective

Featuring

Josh Barnett’s Blood Money
Joey Janela’s Spring Bonesaw
Matt Riddle’s Big Straight Brunch

#HorrorWriter

I stole this from Threads:

#Halloween

eva smooching croc snake

eva holding croc snake's scaly little hand

eva hugging croc snake

eva and croc snake gaze into the future

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL 🥰🐊

I gotta just keep telling myself to focus on the things I can control because WHEW is it ever bad out there

Album cover for Igorrr's new album "Amen"

Pre-order physical media and you can be like me and rip the new Igorrr album 2 days early. Physical media forever. 🤘 #metalsky

A shame for sure. I was barely like 12 watching that.

Because it was the early 2000s and the women weren't respected yet. It was uncomfortable to watch.

Wait wait WAIT hold tf up...BIGBANG??
As in....TOP'S BIGBANG?!!!

I didn't care about this at first but I am sat for that

I unlocked things and now I am making myself a menace in my second run through

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.

Getting let go from my job on the same day I'm bringing home the ashes of my dead cat is wild bro

a cartoon monkey wearing a hat and shorts is standing in the woods ALT: a cartoon monkey wearing a hat and shorts is standing in the woods

Snake vs Monkey is giving me a mighty need for a new Ape Escape game. It's so fun and stupid.
#mgsdelta

Dude the sequence leading to this moment was extra brutal in remade Unreal 5 4k-Ness

In the woods with only a fork and a dream now #metalgeardelta #mgsdelta

GOD there is a spot in the next town that makes it and I was JUST daydreaming about it, this is my sign

Still never sat right with my spirit that Nikki got to erase her record as longest reigning Divas champ