No Kings Day is defined in the Constitution, it is the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

There’s a running joke in Doctor Who, where a new regeneration of The Doctor sees the TARDIS that a previous Doctor had, and says, “Oooh. I don’t like it."

I think something like that should apply to the first day of every month, possibly every year. Oooh. I don’t like it.

“Hey. Got any tomatoes?"

And there wasn’t a damp eye anywhere in the city.

Pee-wee German (Miller) *would* do nicely as Hiss.

“I don’t know the numbers, but people come up and tell me that groceries are 200, 500, 1,000 percent cheaper than they were in January, and they have tears in their eyes.”

If the next sports franchise in Portland isn’t the Portland Frogs, we’re missing a golden chance.

The public supports the Portland Frog over Trump 73% to %19%, according to the Tadd Poll.

Now I need a y-axis for ‘f*ck you’ to ‘f*ck me’.

I think we should replace “how do you feel, on a scale of one to ten?” with "how do you feel, on a scale of ‘f*ck this’ to ‘f*ck that?’ “

Tunnel Seventeen wasn’t dug in a day, you know.

Kazoo, according to the Wikipedia.

*busily redrawing borders with Sharpie*

I’m going to get mine because the new 5G chip will give me better WiFi.

Simon.

Unity reminds me that the relationship between Mel and Foot was pure.

At least you got the ‘gifted kid’ phase, I went straight into burnout. ;)

if they had just raked all the leaves, the space laser would have had nothing to burn.

As Paul Simon said, who am I to blow against the wind?

“Putting my brain in a warm bath “, for God’s safe don’t give her ideas!! ;) gotta get a copy soon.

If someone tries to dictate your pronoun use, tell it it’s wrong.

Remora says that it is parting ways with host shark because not enough chunks of dead fish are falling into its mouth lately.

Rudy: I WAS JUST MAKING SURE THEIR WALLET WAS SAFE.

I bet he still doesn’t pay any of Rudy’s legal bills.

You can only blow so much smoke up someone’s a$$ before it ruptures.

Have the Magats started explaining $47’s hands and cankles as holy stigmata? I mean, if he’s God, it’s the natural conclusion.

I think it would be nice if Charlie Kirk got a stone as big as the one on Taylor Swift’s ring, except it’s from his kidney.

And PERSONALLY landed Starship 10 outside a McD.

Mine is from a T-72 tank. Slava Ukraine!