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[quoting a tweet by fractalcounty that reads, “today I learned that there are actual people irl who get genuinely upset if they catch you using chatgpt. like they view it as a serious moral failing in certain circles”]

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

Fun fact: the bus at the end of THE GRADUATE also couldn't slow down without exploding.

Defund the police! [someone starts shooting off fireworks at 1 am] What we need in this country is LAW AND ORDER

I like how both Alien and Terminator are like, "what if a robot was evil" and Aliens and T2 are like, "what if a robot was heroically self-sacrificing." But I think the first films are right and the sequels are robot propoganda. Robots are always evil

YouTube video by RedLetterMedia Back to the Future - re:View

@brentstecker.bsky.social

Rod Serling walking around in 2025, sighing deeply like, "This is... well you know, I think we all knew this was a possibility"

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION “Slip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt. Thank a rail worker today!

unions: they get the job done

Making a list of celebrities that would help Bluesky grow if they made accounts here

A ★★★★★ review of Pee-wee as Himself (2025) "Everything I did and wrote was based in love." There's no way I could fully articulate how I feel about Paul Reubens or what he means to me. Does it seem like he was a difficult person, like he made ...

Who's all watching the Paul Reubens documentary this weekend?!

Princes of the Universe

Map of bat in European languages

Bat, Literally Translated into English.

Map by me

You know, I thought Neil Gaiman was finished, but suing his accuser for breaching an NDA might really redeem him in the eyes of fans.

These trans women, are they miserable like I am? Do they resent their responsibilities and their families with a poisonous, slow-boiling hatred oozing out of their very marrow? Are they self-abnegating and deeply unpleasant to be around? Is their gender a cage they willingly wither and die inside?

Ah yes, all the things I learned in woman school.

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the shift from “I never thought leopards would eat MY face” to “eat my face harder leopard daddy” must be studied

Also needs to be stressed that in the past few years the only times you see him *legitimately enjoying himself* is when he:
- pretends to drive a truck
- pretends to work at McDonalds
- is told he won a golf tournament at the golf course he owns

This is, literally, child behavior

The Crow (2024) + Blink Twice (2024) - FILM FREAK CENTRAL THE CROW ***/**** starring Bill Skarsgård, FKA twigs, Sami Bouajila, Danny Huston screenplay by Zach Baylin and William Josef Schneider, based on the comic book series by James O’Barr directed by Rupe...

"It sounds like I’m making apologies and excuses for a movie that lacks a strong plot but really it’s more that I’m wondering whether the point is missed if you don’t approach The Crow like an opera."

I knew my man Walter would be on my side with this one.

I would love to see a karate tournament with a dojo that wore some of those outfits.

Yes.

I bet Kate is furious.

I love having Gen-Z coworkers. Yesterday, there was a baby wailing in the optical department and the Gen-Z coworker sitting next to said "real," and without pause the one on the other side of him said "me." Perfectly timed. Gold.

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Meanwhile, on Twitter...

What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age

Please keep us posted.