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Jor-El Embiid

@lastminuteking.bsky.social

22 Followers  |  17 Following  |  16 Posts  |  Joined: 24.11.2024
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Welp this is now a Maki stan account

24.01.2026 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

the only good things about xmas are sorrel, eggnog, & black cake. fight me

21.12.2025 06:03 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Mine is when Tom was tryna catch a baddie and sat under her balcony with a full bass singing "Is you is, or is you ain't my baby". Say what you want, boy was a REAL YEARNER.

12.12.2025 11:37 — 👍 38    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 2

The best scene was when she asked how old he was when he shot a gun.
"Like towards someone or for fun"
"😮 both"
"Oh I've never shot a gun before"

11.12.2025 03:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same over here living vicariously through them

27.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pretty sure I slapped someone in the face with my locs while listening to Baccarat on this new Leon Thomas album

24.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

YOOOO! Book club memories. I might have to check this

23.07.2025 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Listen. Saw it in theaters recently when they brought it back. The same shit is still happening if not worse. The movie came out in 1997.

04.06.2025 16:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

A whole ass sleep spell. Might as well be Jigglypuff in my headphones

22.05.2025 22:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If one more person tells me I have a nice voice, I might start talking into a mic for money

03.05.2025 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

happy bun&cheese day for those who celebrate

18.04.2025 20:32 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

you shouldn't have to pay rent for your birth month

09.04.2025 18:46 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Every time I take off or put on my durag in the staircase at work I feel like a superhero

10.04.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
24.01.2025 19:59 — 👍 234    🔁 122    💬 10    📌 4

This inspires me to go back and give Nocturne S1 a second chance

25.01.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The part that always gets me is the fight club announcer that yells "MUSIC" when the cops run, and tries to play it off like it's a dance club

18.01.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aye man, they put crack in Marvel Rivals

17.01.2025 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With the snow on the ground? You're unstoppable

11.01.2025 17:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm watching this show now (I know I'm late - nize it), and yeah she's acting her ass off

06.01.2025 03:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The second one with the sunglasses sksksksk

31.12.2024 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

While standing? Nah you unlocked new levels of tired

15.12.2024 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Peakaboo

30.11.2024 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0