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petegriffin

@petegriffin.bsky.social

carpenter. i'm definitely awake. peter griffin is my real name. phillies/eagles. yellow springs, ohio by way of philly.

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(menswear guy) grok please fix his collar gap.

31.12.2025 21:44 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

i will kill that nye baby with a hammer.

31.12.2025 20:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey guys my dog died right before christmas but twitter now allows you to use grok to visually rape women so i guess it's one of those 67 things.

31.12.2025 18:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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bubba.

16.11.2025 00:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

trump knew the only way to stop bill clinton from macking on your girl is to suck his dick dry.

15.11.2025 21:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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lonely in a target bathroom

13.11.2025 09:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bright pink and green northern lights beaming down (up?) like a space ship.

Bright pink and green northern lights beaming down (up?) like a space ship.

Amazing things going on out there

12.11.2025 02:34 — 👍 171    🔁 30    💬 5    📌 1

normally we'd hunt and kill witches for a sky like tonight.

12.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 15    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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the sky is christmas🎄.

12.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 45    🔁 16    💬 0    📌 0

You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch

10.11.2025 05:40 — 👍 114    🔁 59    💬 2    📌 0

trump is in the broadcast booth claiming the redskins would've been up 10.

09.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ivan helped fix the washer and claims that's how it's supposed to look.

09.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

suckin' his dick "rodeo style"

08.11.2025 18:21 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

67 is just 69 but one is a robot.

08.11.2025 02:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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alone in a mall at 3am

07.11.2025 04:08 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

hilarious game.

07.11.2025 04:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

rooting for chip kelly is always hilarious.

07.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is a perfect game for people who can't count past ten.

07.11.2025 03:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

watching this game like it's soccer.

07.11.2025 03:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

them: jerk off 32 times a month to reduce prostate cancer

me: jerking off 1,000 times a month to cure cancer.

07.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

definitely not real

05.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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in ohio.

05.11.2025 06:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

doing dak's "yaaaaa here we gooooo" as i take my dog to the vet to have his swollen, infected anal gland drained.

04.11.2025 10:32 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ordering a dumpster for cleanup around the house gets my wife wet.

03.11.2025 22:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lower the listening end of a stethoscope into your aquarium and mouth the words softly to the end where the heart goes. "I want you to get a second opinion. Doctor Swim Through Holes is not even an x-ray machine"

02.11.2025 04:46 — 👍 51    🔁 35    💬 1    📌 0

phillies lost on purpose to serve up revenge on the blue jays for '93.

02.11.2025 04:27 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

"genitals should act like magnets" -christian scientist

02.11.2025 01:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

let's not talk about the base running there

02.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[watching Blue Jays v. Dodgers]

go birds

30.10.2025 02:20 — 👍 142    🔁 12    💬 6    📌 0
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pretending we're normal.

01.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 14    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0