Sounds like you need more fiber in your diet, mate 😉
09.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like you need more fiber in your diet, mate 😉
09.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting to the sad stage where I’m thrilled at the prospect of less football
07.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What an absolute pile of Tottenham, that was.
07.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Well done for that 20 mins of effort, lads 🤙🏻 #NUFC
07.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I had such high hopes for Wissa, he genuinely looks like he could turn out for the Dog and Duck tomorrow.
07.03.2026 21:41 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0I think Howe’s success with inventing a new position for Joelinton has gone to his head, I’m sick of seeing players out of position in this team.
07.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has Wissa done anything yet? Literally anything?
07.03.2026 21:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Another 70 mins of destroying Woltemade’s confidence, well done Edward.
07.03.2026 21:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1This:
07.03.2026 21:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fuck sake
07.03.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fubo
07.03.2026 20:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oh Tottenham lolz
05.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a good lesson on the power of the internet, I deleted that tweet that day and I still see it posted on meme accounts, the internet is forever lol
05.03.2026 18:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I once made a social media post that went so viral it appeared on the XFM breakfast show, even though I deleted it, it still gets posted as a meme in 2026.
05.03.2026 03:45 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I once made a social media post that went so viral it appeared on the XFM breakfast show, even though I deleted it, it still gets posted as a meme in 2026.
05.03.2026 03:45 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
🙌🏻
05.03.2026 00:33 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That was fucking outstanding #NUFC
04.03.2026 22:31 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Weak mentality I’m sorry to say.
04.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Literally playing until they score
04.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 9 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
Match prediction:
04.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If there was ever a time for John Ruddy to rise... #nufc
04.03.2026 19:11 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I really hope this isn’t AI #NUFC
04.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Can’t be worse than Goal! III.
04.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03. The Sharpie S-Gel pens are elite level.
03.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0you’re trapped in the last TV show you watched. Where are you?
03.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2Good god almighty, just 5 mins on Facebook makes me fear for humanity
02.03.2026 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
I dread seeing interviews with Christian Bale on social media, because you know the replies will always be as follows:
“Wait, he’s British”?
“No, he’s Welsh”
“Welsh is British”
“Wait, what? No, really”?
“Are Scottish people British? I thought English are British”
No shame in DNF’ing I do it all the time
01.03.2026 22:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A huge upgrade on Pope and Ramsdale, as would be this chap:
01.03.2026 15:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0