https://derkoolschrank.com/'s Avatar

https://derkoolschrank.com/

@derkoolschrank.bsky.social

The world's leading Surrealist newspaper. Comprised of investigative journalists, writers and poets from around the globe. Major articles are linked to our online publication/website.

18,470 Followers  |  26,815 Following  |  13,096 Posts  |  Joined: 21.11.2024  |  2.2489

Latest posts by derkoolschrank.bsky.social on Bluesky

Post image

They should all be scattered throughout our page here on Bluesky (or timeline, or feedbag, or whatever they call it here).
This is the first one, from 9 months ago:

01.11.2025 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Far worse.

01.11.2025 05:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That will probably the gist of our next installment.
(This is #8 of a series of his 'tweets' we've published)

01.11.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It a gag series we published sometimes. This is the 8th 'tweet' in the VD Jance run.

01.11.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

He's still bad news everywhere...

01.11.2025 01:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. That was Sunday.

01.11.2025 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(also his (later) 'Little Demon' and 'Armpit Number 6'

01.11.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Grab what you can before some damn Gรถtterdรคmmerung !

01.11.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Violent serial criminal Bovino didn't want a probation officer.

01.11.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For peace of mind, Der Trump wants to depose Maduro and install his own son as King Donhole Hoonior.

31.10.2025 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The splatter effects are surely intentional

31.10.2025 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think they've figured out how to mail laugh tracks.

31.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 31.10.2025 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America's mutha

31.10.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 31.10.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 31.10.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the vinyl upholstery pants that hooked him.

31.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

and here is our current divertissement:

31.10.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

This is our office cat dressed up as Peter Lorre

31.10.2025 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strange. -She usually calls him "the President"

31.10.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 31.10.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 31.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's the vinyl upholstery pants.

31.10.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The team at Der Koolschrank.
This is number 8 in a VD Jance tweet series.

31.10.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

yep

31.10.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noem says: "ะะธ ะพะดะธะฝ ะฐะผะตั€ะธะบะฐะฝัะบะธะน ะณั€ะฐะถะดะฐะฝะธะฝ ะฝะต ะฑั‹ะป ะฐั€ะตัั‚ะพะฒะฐะฝ ะธะปะธ ะทะฐะดะตั€ะถะฐะฝ."

31.10.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

and from this guy...

31.10.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 31.10.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iceholes

31.10.2025 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 31.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@derkoolschrank is following 20 prominent accounts