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The world's leading Surrealist newspaper. Comprised of investigative journalists, writers and poets from around the globe. Shadowbanned by all social media! Major articles are linked to our online publication/website.

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Eet iz ofal...I vas zupposed to ernz senty por sint ov profeet! Now I only getz zee sorr azz!

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Eet iz ofal...I vas zupposed to ernz senty por sint ov profeet! Now I only getz zee sorr azz!

28.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Possibly in the Trump Kennedy Center, where no one will ever go.

28.01.2026 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They don't understand what another country is.

28.01.2026 14:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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😄

28.01.2026 13:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ciao, Contessa!
Did you read my last DM (s) ?
Please let me know if you can do what they say

28.01.2026 04:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eet iz ofal...I vas zupposed to ernz senty por sint ov profeet! Now I only getz zee sorr azz!

28.01.2026 04:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Most of the recent batch are ex-cons (like from the Jan 6 Beer Belly Putsch). Accounts from ex Border Patrol & DHS tell of no vetting -anyone can join in the horrors.

28.01.2026 02:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Within DHS, no assassination, kidnapping, rape, trafficking or other brute crime is an aberration. When one hires a private army of psychopathic sadists (using federal $) for better pay than they'd earned turning tricks in prison, it is obvious those are the fundamental purposes of the Department.

28.01.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Coming Attractions

28.01.2026 01:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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soon

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Next up

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Next up

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Coming Attractions

28.01.2026 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The world sees that the American ruling caste’s insatiable lust for snuff films can no longer be contained, but is now erupting into the streets of the nation.

28.01.2026 01:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Coming Attractions:

28.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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coming soon!

28.01.2026 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In no other Western democracy would the people allow those brownshirts in their streets. Last Sept. France had to send out 80,000 cops & special forces in battle gear just to deal with protests against an 'austerity budget'. Those cops got creamed, fled, and did not dare return to the streets.

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"Who is JD Vance, the First Bitch behind President Trump?"

28.01.2026 00:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes.

28.01.2026 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eet iz ofal...I vas zupposed to ernz senty por sint ov profeet! Now I only getz zee sorr azz!

28.01.2026 00:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Coming soon

28.01.2026 00:45 — 👍 14    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

NONE of the tech lords have the interests of humanity in mind
(trouble here, too)

28.01.2026 00:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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