zen

i still have it, and i swear it's more than a year ago

why me specifically?

idk how to open it up to dms but also replying to this specific post asking for that is kinda sus cause idk what about this you could possibly want to talk about

awawa

eat untill it stops bieng yummy

she gave herself that name none of us encouraged it

thats wayy too small thats no good u would like actually die

you dont need to lose weight wifey ur perfect just the way u are

yes owo

i love youuu >////<

good for you but how is that relevant

what happened to ur car?

thats the least healthy option

no you should have to eat pizza instead

no im not ur so mean

wifeyyy is it gonna happen!! owo are you considering it??

did i miss a post you deleted?

when you actually have boobs pushup bras work

Number six,
it's for dicks!
Take a Capri-Sun straw
and stick it in your urethra.
With a reverse piss,
you can't miss
~Amir Blumenfeld 2013

remove one letter, ruin a movie:
sin

ur verry cute, i love your eyeliner

we both know your favorite snacks are pizza rolls and corn dogs, between this and your cauliflower rice what is with your telling-people-you-eat-healthy-food arc?

i dont buy for a second that sounded acceptable to you like im not even cute to make up for it (if you want proof last non-comment skeet is a selfie)

but anyways my favorite snacks are brazil nuts and chile lime peanuts. and my favorite playground equipment is seesaw

idk i guess my ideal date would be going to your place then complaining that im hungry not telling you what i want to eat denying a bunch of your sugestions untill we finally decide on something for you to cook, and then when its done id sit in your lap while you hand feed me untill i fall asleep

go ahead im a stupid ugly annoying bitterhon youll be begging to be rid of me in 2 days

sounds yummy, but why?

what? which ones?

can we 👉👈

who did?

what? no i always count on you ordering a pepsi so i can steal it