Hay in a frozen water bucket looks a bit like rutilated quartz

Two former presidents felt compelled to comment publicly

Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.

Cold + snowy = pack your lap with pets.

I absolutely misread that as Chemlab.

Even my lunch knows I’m burned out. Glorious.

If you’re uncertain enough to post an “is my horse lame” video to social media, the answer is definitely yes.

Just call your vet.

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Merry “Is This Seasonal Depression or Burnout?” everyone!

Watching D bark at the musical Christmas carousel, I’m reminded of my mom’s dog Muffin, who used to sit in my grandma’s hallway and growl at a velvet painting of Jesus.

Why is my stomach rebelling?

A) something I ate
B) medication side effects
C) current events

When they wanted to release the files early this year, they paid $1M in overtime and put 1000 people on it - until they realized what was in the files. Now they’re slow walking the release.

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Might be worth checking a local no buy or thrift store for an X Pen. They’re pretty much perfect for limiting exploring and jumping for recovering small animals.

Can’t decide if it’s hilarious or terrible that I have been sent the Ozzy Man Safety Inspector Max video so many times because he reminds everyone of Flynn.

If only she understood how much better she will feel soon!

Mel Brooks having to bury Rob Reiner is against all laws of nature and I’m not ok about it

In my very Christian high school, I was once made to supervise the kindergartners on recess as a punishment, with dozens of kids excitedly clamoring for attention.

The TikTok home page makes me feel like I did in that recess.

I hate TikTok.

Kilmar Abrego Garcia freed from federal immigration detention, his attorney's office says Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from an immigration detention center in Pennsylvania following an order from a federal judge issued Thursday, according to his attorney’s office.

Democratic leadership didn’t want to stick their necks out for him. The GOP didn’t want him even referred to as a “Maryland man.” Sen. Chris Van Hollen, his congressional representative fought for him. And we should never forget any of this. apnews.com/article/abre...

Farmers are celebrating the bailout as “Christmas coming early.” Meanwhile, many of the same voices insisted students didn’t deserve loan relief because they should “pull themselves up by their bootstraps.”

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

The first paragraph of Judge Breyer‘s opinion granting an injunction in the California National Guard case is a banger.

What if they constantly want culture war because policy war is complicated and hard and culture war is stupid and easy

New slightly morbid hobby: repainting Breyer dogs to resemble my deceased pets.