@velasagna.bsky.social
Reading, gaming, AML/CFT, cooking, learning Swedish (B1), horror, improv comedy, generally keeping things light
First half of Thong Song
Sisqo : I really like thongs
Second half post key change
*grabs by lapels*
Sisqo : NO, I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
Escaping an English prison by screaming SWEET CAROLINE and then grabbing the keys off the guard while their hands are in the air
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24.02.2025 01:08 — 👍 31807 🔁 7220 💬 522 📌 387I’m taking full offence here.
21.02.2025 07:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What do you even do if you’re Drake now? Twitch?
19.02.2025 18:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was sceptical, but this thing actually works?
09.02.2025 11:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ChatGPT is anything but STUBBORN about Stacey’s Mom or me wanting a pizza delivered by a leopard gecko 😡
05.02.2025 16:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Meta Ai is still a long ways away from being actually useful
05.02.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIrp....
Wish I could say that this is the only time in our lives where this song is relevant .
Luigi is my favorite Mario bros character. Some people might balk at that and wring their hands, but Luigi is a hero. More people should be like Luigi. The Mario Bros character.
01.02.2025 05:13 — 👍 6527 🔁 896 💬 6 📌 0
I’ve sent this to people I’ve been close friends with for 30 years…
24.01.2025 05:34 — 👍 105 🔁 30 💬 7 📌 2Loved Bastion! I’m currently playing a bit of Shovel Knight Dig but it makes me upset because I’m terrible at platformers
25.01.2025 08:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing as I’ll be without my desktop PC for a while longer, what are some other great games on #iPad I could play with a controller?
25.01.2025 08:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Space?
23.01.2025 08:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was in tears at the end!
23.01.2025 08:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hiya! I read a lot of horror, Nat Cassidy has been a fond favourite of mine but I’ve really been moved by Horror Movie by Paul Tremblay. Looking forward to meeting new people!
19.01.2025 16:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why didn’t anyone tell me how good Gris is??
19.01.2025 16:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I see one goddamn picture of fireworks
31.12.2024 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I slept in my jean’s accidentally and am now eligible for a US passport
12.01.2025 15:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shout to my “Set up Siri later” people
09.01.2025 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FANTASIAN IS SO GOOD!
I’ve been sleeping on Apple Arcade forever! This iPad is my favourite gaming console in the year of our lord, 2025
There’s a fender bender
03.01.2025 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
01.01.2025 05:22 — 👍 27731 🔁 3938 💬 509 📌 122Those are allowed and always welcome
31.12.2024 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I see one goddamn picture of fireworks
31.12.2024 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
I’M SO HAPPY 😭
#Balatro
*angry goose noises*
#Balatro
