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Banished to the colonies for a few years, living in Los Gatos, California (not too shabby). Boyer. Holty. Foggo. Sutton. Paddon, Madders - in that order. Carry On sensibility. Whisky enthusiast. Day time drinker - preferably alone...

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Post image 02.12.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they really got the gall? After taking the club to such depths with their incompetence? Theyโ€™ll be looking for pay rises too, no doubt #NCFC

01.12.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The disallowed Wolves goal was because there was โ€œobstructionโ€ of the keeper. But the player was clearly trying to get out of the way. Since when was this a foul? The keeper is obstructed every time there is a corner, so how is this consistent?

01.12.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the law

01.12.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Poeticโ€ฆ

01.12.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know a man who would kiss it betterโ€ฆ

01.12.2025 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When it comes to complete cunts, he is the top of the pileโ€ฆ

01.12.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œWord upโ€ videos??

30.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wrap him in cotton wool please #WC2026

30.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But, like everywhere heโ€™s been - he wonโ€™t do it consistently. Why people keep employing him, heavens knowsโ€ฆ

29.11.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will be 5/6 points adrift without a win today and after the Shitters lost to Oxford on purposeโ€ฆ

29.11.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 29.11.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kid nonsen

28.11.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@pilottvpod.bsky.social @kayrib23.bsky.social @boydhilton.bsky.social

Me again. Have you noticed how amazing the opening titles are for โ€˜IT: Welcome to Derryโ€™ ?

So what are your favouritist opening TV titles? And your least favourite (you canโ€™t have โ€˜The Morning Showโ€™ as thatโ€™s a given)โ€ฆ

28.11.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Used to be part of the game. To gain an advantage. In my day I used to get stupid insults all the time. But, I did not know that - about his face. Thanks for putting me straight. Thatโ€™s unacceptableโ€ฆ

28.11.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did he say hurty words? Jeez - the game has goneโ€ฆ

28.11.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is he ?? Is he โ€œbrilliantโ€ ??

28.11.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds fusilli to meโ€ฆ

28.11.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bowie
Tears for Fears
Simple Minds
The Clash
Queen

28.11.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A scotchman who doesnโ€™t drinkโ€ฆ?

27.11.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arse licking in Andover

Gibbing in Gillingham

Bukaki in Barnet

No holes barred in Norwich

Pegging in Preston

Cuckold in Carlisle

Fisting in Falkirk

26.11.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The power of the premier league. On this showing Barca would struggle to beat Sunderlandโ€ฆ

26.11.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank f#ck for that

25.11.2025 21:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was a kid living in the fine city during these halcyon Anglia days - the studios had an aura because they were making โ€œTales of the Unexpectedโ€, โ€œSale of the Centuryโ€ and of course โ€œGambitโ€ with Partridge influence - the mighty Fred Dineageโ€ฆ

25.11.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How are we looking? I canโ€™t get it in the USAโ€ฆ #NCFC

25.11.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

STOKED to have featured on @pilottvpod.bsky.social my question read out by the delightful @kayrib23.bsky.social (dirtiest laugh in show biz) so now PLEASE make my year & watch Mayor Of Kingstown @boydhilton.bsky.social relentlessly grim, gripping & disturbing with witty, sweary dialogue to match.

25.11.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope that doesnโ€™t mean heโ€™ll play the same teamโ€ฆ

24.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why is my pen squeaking!?

23.11.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 905    ๐Ÿ” 95    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Very good point and those c%nts in the court of king Knapper didnโ€™t see it coming. They just chose to make us weakerโ€ฆ

23.11.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But he has โ€œfire in his bellyโ€. Itโ€™s Probably wind Knapper. Let it all out as you leave the building. He has failed abysmally. HIS โ€œmodelโ€ is to buy young and sell high. None of these guys are worth shite. I never thought Iโ€™d ever say โ€œI wish we had Grant Hanley back in defenceโ€. Gross incompetence

23.11.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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