Holy Guacamole!

Well, since he plans to just pay off the farmers for fucking up their exports with the tariffs, they probably won't be too concerned.

Imagine carving up your own face to win favor for that guy.

That shows how incredibly sick she really is.

And just think, this could be ended today (or yesterday or January 7, 2021...), and no one will do it.

Is he the only one who's nuts?

Our great-grandchildren will be making sacrifices to pay off the damage this administration has done, and it's not just from this war.

"Rape Victim" is her entire identity. She couldn't be on any other side.

Nah.

Pretty sure Biden did something.

Did she have to turn in her Mar-a-Lago face on her way out the door?

It's quite an achievement to destroy the job market without the benefit of a pandemic to assist.

Time for the military to put the brakes on this insanity.

I don't understand this dire jobs report.

Trump created a job for Kristi Noem yesterday.

I'm more of a believer in anecdotal evidence.

My son has been unemployed since November 21, 2025. He finally had an offer last week, then the employer decided to hold off on hiring after all. He's back to square one and is depressed.

Fuck Trump, and fuck Maria Baritomo.

Avg, price of a gallon of gas in L.A. is $4.99 this morning.😡

Watch out, UF.

John Eastman taught at a law school, too.

I'm sorry, but you're not a serious candidate. These videos are excruciating. Please hire some adults to do yoor social media.

P.S. Most of California has never heard of Ian Calderon. I had to look him up.

He's been out of office for six years. His endorsement means nothing to anyone.

I guess his claim that Jesus has forgiven him didn't fly with the mortals here on Earth.

Interesting that she, like Kimberly Guilfoyle, is still being kept under his thumb.

It's probably with her consent, because you don't magically regain your brain when you're ousted from a cult.

You bend over, take your beating with gratitude, and say, "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

Many towns here have banners along the major streets honoring their local service members.

A quick Google search shows PBS, the WSJ, AP, and the BBC all covered it.

Considering it was a one-time tweet of something that didn't happen and obviously wouldn't happen, (a common occurrence), the fact that any of those covered it is significant coverage, I'd say.

Imagine spending thousands of $$ on a new face to please Donald Trump, then getting your ass fired by him while you're onstage giving a speech.

You literally can't look at yourSELF in the mirror after that.

99% guarantee he'll nominate Corey Lewandowski to take her place.

Inspiring Iran to blow up an oil refinery today was a great first step, according to the White House. 🙄

I had my gallbladder removed and was down for weeks. Your kids had full hysterectomies and mastectomies and bounced back by 3 p.m.

Kids these days are mighty resilient!

Hey now, he's not against religious leaders.

He's nominating Franklin Graham or Mike Huckabee to lead Iran.

It'll work out great. 🙄

No. No. No.

These badly-acted videos will not win you support in this race.

Be genuine, be authentic, or get out of the race.

Florida sure has a lot of pedophiles...

Welp, I sure am grateful Trump is anti-EV and has dropped many air quality and mileage requirements on auto manufacturers. /s

In his ideal world, we'll be filling our cars with petroleum twice as often and at twice the price.

Derp.

How's all that winning going, MAGA?

A thread of Christianity runs through every stupid idea in this country.

Ban abortion?

Christians.

Ban gay marriage (a legal, not religious contract)?

Christians.

Rename other countries' territories?

Christians.

MAGA?

Christians.

Every time I think we've evolved, the Christians show up.

It's pretty clear Vance will never be president, so what MAGA douches will be running against him for the nomination in '28?

Is Matt Gaetz going to rear his ugly head again?

MTG is a given.

What other nightmares are ahead for us?

That's likely why he did it -- to be on camera.