actually its fens monster

tobias funke applying for blue man group

i love new avatar movie

David Lynch giving the finger captioned "I just want to say fuck you, man."

just in case anybody's thinking about being mean to me

daily affirmations:
putting too much garlic in a dish isn't real
putting too much garlic in a dish can't hurt you
the amount of garlic needed for any dish is equivalent to how much you are willing to peel

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."

JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

Illustrated, Motion Picture-era Star Trek characters looking impossibly jacked on a pinball machine.

Dude pinball Uhura is a brick house. And McCoy ain’t skipping shoulder day.

trying something new on bed tonight (not using my phone)

Asked why no one outside the state of Washington cares enough about its flooded communities that just lost everything they own right before Christmas, today the nation admitted it just kinda assumed the PNW was always living underwater in some sort of giant puddle like that.

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

Homer Simpson’s sex tape is called Mr Plow

Apple News Spotlight Trump officials' plan to dismantle a major weather institution, a looming reptile sexpocalypse - and more of the week's top climate stories. now

a looming reptile what now?

1 of 3 r/AITAH u/Great NorthWind. 7h Join AITA for mocking a rude man in public? I am 37F. The Popeyes I go to has an entirely Mexican staff. It's always very busy in there, they always seem backed up and understaffed like most fast food places. One of the workers is a Mexican lady who doesn't speak English that well. I had already got my food and was sitting in the corner, facing the front of the store. I watched an older man (About 50ish) come in. The Mexican lady came up to take his order and he asked her a question about one of the menu items. I don't even remember the question, it was something about an ingredient used in one of the sauces. She said she wasn't sure about the answer, in broken English.

2 of 3 He loudly started moaning about how no one here speaks English, and started calling out to the back of the employee area "anyone speak English here?" The lady went to get the manager, but he was busy taking drive thru orders. A few minutes later, while the man huffed and grumbled to himself the entire time, the manager came over and answered his question about the sauce, then rang him up. The entire time he was ringing the guy up he was complaining about how none of their staff speak English. The manager did speak English much better than his other employee.

This is when I loudly said "Wah wah!" imitating a baby crying and put my hands beside my eyes in the crying motion. The man turned around and said "...are you talking to me?" I said yeah I'm talking to you, then said "Wah wah! No one speaks English! No one speaks English!" in a mocking way. The man was flabbergasted and argued with me for quite a while but didn't approach me. I told him "she DOES speak English and when she didnt know the answer to your question she went and got an employee that did know. You just had to wait a few minutes but you're fine, you big baby." I continued to make baby crying sounds at him until he left with his order. I don't feel bad at all about what I did but I'm curious to know what other people think. I should note he wasn't calling the workers names or yelling at them, just being mildly annoying the way he was constantly muttering and shaking his head like it was such an injustice.

hell yeah

Hasbro??? how about, "Has Bro ever won a game of monopoly"

everyone who follows me should follow @amutepiggy.bsky.social. don't read that one post though, that one doesn't count #FollowFriday

(into the microphone at a memorial service) a MEmorial service and not an USmorial service? wow, selfish much???

ruining the mood by totally
fucking up the ritual sacrifice

fuck you but not the horse you rode in on, he seems chill as hell

True Life: I Accidentally Clicked The Heart React Button On The Public Epstein Files Dropbox

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

You have no idea what I’m incapable of.

In mid-November, I agreed to an experiment. Anthropic had tested a vending machine powered by its Claude AI model in its own offices and asked whether we’d like to be the first outsiders to try a newer, supposedly smarter version. Claudius, the customized version of the model, would run the machine: ordering inventory, setting prices and responding to customers—aka my fellow newsroom journalists—via workplace chat app Slack. “Sure!” I said. It sounded fun. If nothing else, snacks! Then came the chaos. Within days, Claudius had given away nearly all its inventory for free—including a PlayStation 5 it had been talked into buying for “marketing purposes.” It ordered a live fish. It offered to buy stun guns, pepper spray, cigarettes and underwear. Profits collapsed. Newsroom morale soared. This was supposed to be the year of the AI agent, when autonomous software would go out into the world and do things for us. But two agents—Claudius and its overseeing “CEO” bot, Seymour Cash—became a case study in how inadequate and easily distracted this software can be. Leave it to business journalists to successfully stage a boardroom coup against an AI chief executive.

Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...

fired from my weather reporting job because i kept calling it "the cum before the storm"

YouTube video by STRANGE ÆONS The Story Of Snapewives

if I may recommend one

YouTube recap that says "this year you explored many things" and lists: Watching movie reviews Examining social media Studying economics Exploring fan fiction

one of these things is not like the other

“familiarity breeds contempt” i think while deleting all contacts from my phone

The B-52s: Where should we plan to play in Italy?

Manager: Rome, if you want to.

The Grinch changing the station every time The Who comes on

HELLO???

i think my fairy godmother is an absentee parent