Patrick Stephenson

my fool of a son comes to me asking to watch a Despicable Me movie. he says they are on Paramount+. nonsense. everyone knows the Despicable Me IP is owned by Universal, and is thus on Peacock. except that Despicable Me 3 is exclusively on Netflix. this is a good entertainment landscape for consumers

From tragedy to exile to new life in Minnesota, Bones Hyland embraces the journey

Bones Hyland has re-emerged from 2 years on the fringes of the NBA to become a key piece on a contender in Minnesota.

Through tragedy, injury and exile, he’s never given in. That desperation has been key for a Wolves team that needs urgency.

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Tauria Rich, ICE official at the hearing, offered as an excuse for losing items “that the Whipple building is not a “detention facility” subject to those ICE policies but is rather a “holding room.” Bryan asked that she provide the court with the ethics and policies regarding Whipple by Thursday.”

Goodnight Wolves fans ✌️

Three fans smiling for a selfie at a Minnesota Timberwolves game inside Target Center, with the packed arena and bright green arena lights in the background.

It’s not every day you watch the MVP score 41 pts. 🐜

Two men wearing glasses and baseball caps smile for a selfie at the Target Center during a Timberwolves game, with rows of arena seats and two people sitting behind them.

We’re here to see SloMo/SlowMo.

I voted for Hutch (former Hennepin County sheriff Dave Hutchinson).

(I think I'll feel like a sad loner no matter my circumstances—it's baked into my DNA.)

I’m married with kids and still a sad loner at the same time. 👍🏻

I’ll be in the building to see the return of SloMo! #Timberwolves

I was thinking our cat brought them out of hiding!

That’ll start your day off on high alert.

Mouse sighting in the kitchen this morning! 🐁

This is a fun way of faking third-party accountability for yourself! I like it.

I think the morning crew will be happy with my efforts!

Porky licking himself on a blanket filled with little hearts

TFW you get what you want.

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

Also the jacket is indeed “just like honey.”

Not sure why but it’s the first song I thought of for walking in slow motion!

Sunday scaries but also just good things to do to start the week.

Th-th-th-that’s all, folks

I washed all the dishes, took all the recycling out, and swept up the kitchen. Sunday scaries in full effect.

Just Like Honey!

Oh shit! Well done.

New Porky thing. He’s running around the kitchen trying to herd us upstairs to bed. Like “why are you still down here?”

Anti-ICE Ice Fishing, Subzero Marches, and Art Sled Activism: A Winter of Protest in the Twin Cities - Racket This is how Minnesota fights back.

This is how Minnesotans fight back.

Screenshot of the Wikipedia page for “The Jacket (Seinfeld),” showing the episode title and opening paragraph describing it as Season 2, Episode 3, which aired February 6, 1991 on NBC.

It’s so good, so good. It’s so good.

Just over 20 games to go. High likelihood we crush everybody in our path. #Timberwolves