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a tweet from 2020: (james bond being beaten up by a goon) GOON: bond you will maintain continuity BOND: Never GOON: the year is 2020 and you're roughly forty five, you were born around 1975 BOND: *spits out blood* i was a sea captain in world war two and i've been to space GOON: you son of a bitch

My last word on the matter

From my buddy Mike who flies for D. Airlines. No wait, that’s too easy to identify. Let’s call it Delta A.

It was located entirely within my kitchen.

I don’t really care if AURORA BOREALIS NORTHERN LIGHTS happened to you. It should have happened to me instead.

Three pictures of a visibly upset child. Each picture has a separate caption: congrats, happy for you, nice.

Me looking at everyone's Aurora pictures.

As it seems to be EVERY TIME. My sister only lives about 1.5 miles from me and one of the times we had it, she got to see it and I didn't.

Cloudy here

Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours

Art

large 20-foot tall concrete lined sewer tunnel. in the distance three people stand with head lamps on their hard hats, looking toward the camera as they stand in ankle-deep water.

if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.

Discworld QOTD, from The Last Continent

"‘Want to stay on here? I had a word with your Dean. He gave you a bloody good reference.’

‘Did he? What did he say?’

‘He said if I could get you to do any work for me I’d be lucky’, said Bill."

Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty

Me at the slightest inconvenience

Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool

one time I went to iceland and didn’t see the northern lights and now here i am in the united states. also not seeing them

I have grudgingly removed all Nelson Eddy.

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

you bitch, fuck you

me to everyone posting beautiful northern lights photos

With Twelfth Night, Great Performances Is Showing That It Is Defunded But Not Defeated PBS is remaining steadfast in its mission to provide free access to the arts.

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superintendent chalmers before screaming AURORA BOREALIS?

me seeing everyone's sky photos on this app

Before I just wanted them studied but it’s clear the toilet paper bears deserve to be destroyed

Repost with an iconic fictional band

the triumphal arch is lit up at night with cars driving by Alt: The Arc de Triomphe is lit up at night with cars driving by

Matching Arc de Triomphes drawn by someone who saw one picture of it thirty years ago, but is sure they remember what it looked like?

🎶Sandwich guy
Sandwich guy
Sandwich guy hates ICE guy
They have a fight
Sandwich guy wins
Sandwich guy🎶

donald boat ... @laserboat999 I think the most egregious part is that he thinks listening to george guidall or whichever hoary yakubian beast penguin hired to read the translation while he plays diablo with cheetodusty fingers is 1:1 equivalent with hearing a rhapsode sing-chant the poem from memory, that a sped up audiobook boneconducted into his skull will recreate the exact condition of Classical Antiquity and achieve whatever he thinks is "authentic." To the extent that he has any historical sense (he probably doesn't) it is without a doubt autopopulated by sub-Ridley-Scott tier period slop, D-graded wikipedia summaries, pop history podcasts, Grok, of course. I do think that it is a near biblical punishment to inflict on the richest man in human history with a near boundless capacity to build whatever he wants a near total lack of imagination, the inability to navigate his ignorance of any field, literally any field outside of insectile mechanical reproduction. You will see him bleat about the "West," about "Beauty." I would like to see him, or any other of these robber-baron-hopefuls to just try and build one nice-looking building, a library, a train station, maybe just one fucking cabinet and have it not look like the ugliest piece of shit on the planet. He really is the Final Boor, zero taste, trapped in the most brutal contradiction of dull-garish backwards-forwards looking (And may Allah forgive me for uttering this word) "cyberpunk" futurism. He's too far gone for me to pity him in any real way. I hope he gets to live in the world he wants, his grand fantasy, which, like his cars, is probably just a big refrigerator with an iPad in it Traducir post 8:28 p.m. • 10 nov. 2025 • 379,7 mil Visualizaciones

Joyce Carol Oates has inspired legions

via @maiamindel.bsky.social

a man is sitting in front of a pop buzz microphone and says very much so yes Alt: Daniel Radcliffe sitting in front of a pop buzz microphone, says "very much so yes"

Was this potential date also for the day that I worked a hockey game and then went home and fell asleep at 7pm while reading a Star Wars book?

A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"

A lobster nativity scene in a lobster trap

The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–

And when I realized it I told my mom "oh well, it doesn't matter since I'm not allowed to date until I'm 18" and she informed me that there would have been an exception for HIM.

I'm fairly certain the boy I liked in high school asked me out and I didn't realize until some time later, so no...